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:-0 :-0 :-0 :-0 Caroline ;-) :-D :-D. I was please Sharron RR'd me it made me a member of the club :-D

Just notice you have been reinstated, as if it wasn't going to be :-D

Wonder if the wooden top has got splinters under their finger nails ;-)

Innocent that's the best laugh I've had today...mind you all I've done is go to the dentist....yeah okay maybe you're innocent.

To be fair Sharron only RR you to do you a favour you basically asked for it :-D

:-0 innocent little me :-D :-D :-D :-D

They probably thought you deserved it.

:-D :-D :-D. That is the problem with the real RRers why should they stop if no one in GR office bothers to tell them to quit :-|

They never warned me about RRing you!

Whoopeeeeeeee :-D :-D :-D. I just hope they warn the RR about doing it again

YAAAY!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D

WOO HOO!!!!

Nice to see a sensible team member at the helm today :-D

Congratulations Caroline :-D :-D

:-D :-D David and Bob

All look everyone common sense has prevailed again.....the thread is restored no more RR.....carry on folks.....

:-D :-D :-D

This is an old joke, some of you may not have seen it before...



A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.'

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.'

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?'

'Uh...yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.

'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my self.'

Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'

'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do.. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!'

'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.

'I'd like to own a gorgeous home in every country in the world complete with servants,' she said.

'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'

'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'

'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'

The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?'

You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for you!'

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.

The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?'

'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.

'No Kidding,' he said.

'Thirty-five years old and you both still believe in genies?'

@ David :-D :-D :-D :-D

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.

He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.”


The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren." And ‘poof’ she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna" and ‘poof’ she's gone.


The third says, "I want to be Alberta Pipalini." St. Peter looks perplexed "Who ?", he asks

"Alberta Pipalini," replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says,


"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Alberta Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months"

Allan and Bob LOL and all of you....we've nothing to lose......

I wonder if the Roving Reporter saw it and is still on the phone to Ofcom :-D

I saw that and howled with laughter :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Well it was rather a mouthful ;-)

yeah
Carressa Dick was a bit unfortunate.....I thought he just couldn't get his tongue round it!!
I'm tryin' I tell you!!!