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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 2 Mar 2019 00:33

"whats the difference, between Ignorance, and Apathy???"




answer...don't know, and don't care!!

Allan

Allan Report 1 Mar 2019 20:36

I asked my elderly neighbour how she liked her new stairlift, she said it’s driving her up the wall

Dermot

Dermot Report 1 Mar 2019 11:44

A young girl is pounding away on her father's Word Processor. She tells him she is writing a story.

What's it about? asks Dad.

I don't know, she replies, I can't read yet.

Caroline

Caroline Report 1 Mar 2019 11:08

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains...

Pull yourself together man....

Barbra

Barbra Report 1 Mar 2019 10:56

What Do You call a leprechaun with two condoms.( To be sure to be sure ) ;-) :-D

Barbra

Barbra Report 1 Mar 2019 10:53

An ice cream man is found on the floor of his van covered in one hundred & thousands police said he topped himself ;-)

Allan

Allan Report 1 Mar 2019 06:48

What do you call a dinosaur from Haworth in Yorkshire?

A Brontesauras

Caroline

Caroline Report 1 Mar 2019 01:13

:-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 1 Mar 2019 00:52

If you're attacked by clowns, go for the juggler

Allan

Allan Report 1 Mar 2019 00:47

Don't let anyone call you average; that's just mean

Dermot

Dermot Report 27 Feb 2019 06:50

A fire engine speeds down the road with bells ringing. Behind it a drunk tries to chase it on foot.

The engine turns the corner & zooms out of sight.

The exhausted drunk collapses on the ground & shouts: "All right then! Keep your bloody ice-cream!".

Caroline

Caroline Report 27 Feb 2019 00:56

:-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 26 Feb 2019 22:31

" I wandered, lonely as a cloud, amongs't a sea of Daffodils"


then found my Wi fi was down!

Allan

Allan Report 26 Feb 2019 20:57

I have a pencil once owned by Shakespeare.

He must have chewed the end a lot as I can’t tell if it’s 2b or not 2b

Dermot

Dermot Report 25 Feb 2019 13:45

"How dare you break wind before my wife" says the agitated host to his dinner guest. "I'm sorry" replies the red-faced guest. "I didn't realise it was her turn".

Allan

Allan Report 24 Feb 2019 21:08

I got mugged by six dwarfs last night . Not happy. ,!!!

Seven dwarfs in a bath, they all felt happy. Happy got out so they all felt grumpy




Dermot

Dermot Report 24 Feb 2019 12:50

Man to Dentist: "Can you recommend anything for yellow teeth?"

Dentist: "A brown tie!"

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 24 Feb 2019 12:35

maybe not! LOL

Caroline

Caroline Report 24 Feb 2019 12:30

Not as funny though huh?? :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 24 Feb 2019 12:10

that response was the paramedics fault he SHOULD have asked"from where, are you bleeding?"