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The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,607 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	17 Feb 2019 14:58
	What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! :-D
	Researching: Gg gran Amelia - Suffolk side
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,440 Send Message	Caroline	Report	17 Feb 2019 12:20
	:-D :-D
Member Since: March 2009 Posts: 7,277 Send Message	Barbra	Report	17 Feb 2019 11:28
	Whats the difference between a new husband & a dog after a year the dog is exited to see you
	Researching: Tipperary. Derby .Moray. ST. Helens. Bladen /.My Eldest Son /
Member Since: June 2009 Posts: 13,695 Send Message	MotownGal	Report	17 Feb 2019 11:11
	What goes 99 clonk? A centipede with a wooden leg.
	Researching:
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 110,527 Send Message	Allan	Report	17 Feb 2019 09:44
	I'm friendly with twenty five letters of the alphabet, but I don't know 'Y'
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,528 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	17 Feb 2019 01:53
	got distracted driving this morning....ran into a stop sign...not much damage done just a slight dent in the pole and a scuff on the bumper...... Lollypop man wasn't too pleased though!
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,607 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	16 Feb 2019 23:55
	Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. :-D
	Researching: Gg gran Amelia - Suffolk side
Member Since: March 2009 Posts: 7,277 Send Message	Barbra	Report	16 Feb 2019 23:38
	What do you call a Bear with no teeth * Gummy Bear *
	Researching: Tipperary. Derby .Moray. ST. Helens. Bladen /.My Eldest Son /
Member Since: March 2009 Posts: 7,277 Send Message	Barbra	Report	16 Feb 2019 23:36
	What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear Winnie The P_U !!
	Researching: Tipperary. Derby .Moray. ST. Helens. Bladen /.My Eldest Son /
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 110,527 Send Message	Allan	Report	16 Feb 2019 22:39
	This Valentine's Day my wife asked for something with diamonds in if for a gift, so I bought her a pack of cards
Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	16 Feb 2019 22:02
	Why dont Worms have Balls ????? Because they cant dance :-D :-D
	Researching: The birth of Middlesbrough
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,440 Send Message	Caroline	Report	16 Feb 2019 21:57
	:-D :-D
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,747 Send Message	Tawny	Report	16 Feb 2019 21:56
	I ran into the back of another car the start of a really bad day. It was a dwarf. He said I am not happy. I asked him which one he was then.
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,747 Send Message	Tawny	Report	16 Feb 2019 21:53
	Hinting at our up coming anniversary my wife said she wanted something shiny that went from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds I bought her a bathroom scale
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 110,527 Send Message	Allan	Report	16 Feb 2019 21:40
	What do you get with badly infected feet? Pus in boots
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,747 Send Message	Tawny	Report	16 Feb 2019 21:38
	Doctor doctor I think I’m a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together man
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,747 Send Message	Tawny	Report	16 Feb 2019 21:36
	Knock knock Who’s there? Bella Bella who? Bella no work so I knock on the door.
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 110,527 Send Message	Allan	Report	16 Feb 2019 21:06
	Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of a giant's fingers.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 110,527 Send Message	Allan	Report	16 Feb 2019 21:04
	One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight. Back to back the faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,440 Send Message	Caroline	Report	16 Feb 2019 20:58
	Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry it's just a joke...

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