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maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 16 Feb 2019 20:52

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.

Sam and Janet who?

Sam n' Janet evening...

Allan

Allan Report 16 Feb 2019 20:38

Two TV ariels got married.

The ceremony was OK, but the reception was fantastic

Annx

Annx Report 16 Feb 2019 18:31

What fruit grows on telegraph poles............electric currants.

MotownGal

MotownGal Report 16 Feb 2019 09:15

What lies on the bottom of the sea, shuddering and shivering?

A nervous wreck.

Allan

Allan Report 15 Feb 2019 22:40

:-D :-D :-D

What's thick, black, lies on top of the sea and shouts 'Knickers'?

Crude oil

Allan

Allan Report 15 Feb 2019 21:33

Years ago I used to make fizzy sweets but I’ve forgotten the recipe.

I’ll have to go on a refresher course.!




Allan

Allan Report 15 Feb 2019 21:31


I have quit my job as a theatrical set designer.


I left without making a scene

Caroline

Caroline Report 15 Feb 2019 21:21

Good these are getting worse by the day...keep them coming..

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 15 Feb 2019 20:28

.............Perpendicularly correct?

A "Right Angle"

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 15 Feb 2019 20:26

What shape denotes a.......deceased parrot?...



A Polygon...

Allan

Allan Report 14 Feb 2019 20:56

Is reading Tolkien Hobbit forming?

Caroline

Caroline Report 14 Feb 2019 19:07

:-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 14 Feb 2019 15:15

.....A chocolate cathedral with four legs?




A Yorkie

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 14 Feb 2019 15:13

what do you call a scouse Narcissus?


A Lilipudlian!

Allan

Allan Report 13 Feb 2019 23:39

If anyone on this thread receives a message from me regarding tinned meat ignore it, it’s just spam.




Caroline

Caroline Report 13 Feb 2019 23:25

:-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 13 Feb 2019 23:08

:-D :-D :-D

I’ve just hired a limousine for three hundred dollars and just found out at that price it doesn’t come with a driver, so for all that money I’ve got nothing to chauffeur it.!!!




maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 13 Feb 2019 22:55

:-D :-D :-D

What do you call a dog magician?


A labracadabrador

Allan

Allan Report 13 Feb 2019 22:07

I was always against organ transplants, but then I had a change of heart

Allan

Allan Report 12 Feb 2019 22:59

What Ticks?

Ticky tape