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Bad childhood jokes
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Allan | Report | 15 Apr 2019 21:50 |
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My Doctor has just prescribed some gloating cream for me. |
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Dermot | Report | 12 Apr 2019 14:05 |
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Children brighten up the home They never turn the lights off. |
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Allan | Report | 12 Apr 2019 11:23 |
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My best friend never married but he had a few near Mrs |
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Caroline | Report | 11 Apr 2019 18:51 |
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:-D :-D |
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Dermot | Report | 11 Apr 2019 11:44 |
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Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children. |
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Allan | Report | 10 Apr 2019 21:40 |
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Two lorries carrying cheese have crashed on the motorway which has been close until further notice because de brie is everywhere |
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Dermot | Report | 10 Apr 2019 16:34 |
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Q - "Why is the new baby just like Daddy?" |
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David | Report | 10 Apr 2019 13:26 |
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Dermot | Report | 8 Apr 2019 14:14 |
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So near - yet sofa. |
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Bobtanian | Report | 1 Apr 2019 11:57 |
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A lorry containing "Vick" has overturned on the M25 spilling its load all over... |
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Allan | Report | 31 Mar 2019 23:05 |
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My new next door neighbour is a Russian Uber taxi driver, Pikup Andropov |
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Dermot | Report | 31 Mar 2019 16:40 |
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"I was raised by just my mum. See, my dad died when I was eight years old. |
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Allan | Report | 24 Mar 2019 09:47 |
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Mummy, mummy, can I lick the bowl out? |
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Dermot | Report | 24 Mar 2019 06:47 |
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"Mummy, mummy! What's a werewolf?" |
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Bobtanian | Report | 24 Mar 2019 01:46 |
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Was accosted by a foreign gentleman that was a pound short of his airfare home...... |
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Allan | Report | 23 Mar 2019 21:20 |
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Perhaps not in the best of taste, but I did find this one funny. That says a lot about my sense of humour and also my mentality :-D :-D |
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Allan | Report | 23 Mar 2019 20:50 |
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A man walked into a zoo and asked the keeper if he could have to ape knees for a penny |
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Caroline | Report | 23 Mar 2019 20:22 |
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Oh no not worried at the number of jokes glad everyone is contributing drunk or otherwise :-D :-D |
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Tawny | Report | 23 Mar 2019 18:20 |
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Apologies :-D Just in from the pub :-D :-D |
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Caroline | Report | 23 Mar 2019 18:08 |
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Pace yourself there Tawny :-D :-D |
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