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How different procedures can be!

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Allan

Allan Report 29 May 2021 22:13

It was the anaesthetist who gave me all the gory details when I went to see him a week or so prior to the operation.( I now know why such things are called operations with all the prior planning :-0)

As far as my own 'eye' doctor was concerned it was only a ten minute procedure.

What the b%%%%%d didn't tell me was that the actual preparation took over two hours, including an injection of anaesthetic into the base of the eye to prevent it moving.

Sharron

Sharron Report 29 May 2021 21:40

I went for the first appointment last week and the consultant gave the impression that he was going to mow my lawn rather than poke about in my eye.

Allan

Allan Report 29 May 2021 21:24

Sharron, been there done that.

Walking up the Hospital steps felt like walking up for an appointment with the guillotine.

I survived and can now enjoy driving without the need for glasses, but I do need them for reading :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 29 May 2021 21:23

:-D :-D :-D :-D

I feel the same.

Caroline

Caroline Report 29 May 2021 21:06

Memo to self don't ask this lot for good thoughts if I ever need an op!! :-D

Sharron

Sharron Report 29 May 2021 16:19

It wasn't that bad. It was his mother-in-laws.

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 29 May 2021 16:10

talking of losing legs............spare a thought for the poor guy that had the wrong one amputated....

nameslessone

nameslessone Report 29 May 2021 15:52

:-D :-D

Sharron

Sharron Report 29 May 2021 15:48

We ae comforting each other,Maggie.

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 29 May 2021 15:40

Eeeh - what a cheerful pair! :-S

Those bacon slicers,looked lethal, though, didn't they?
I haven't seen one for years.

Sharron

Sharron Report 29 May 2021 15:24

That's true.

How worried would we be if we didn't fully understand surgical procedure?

They don't have the bacon slice in the Co-Op to fall back on now do they? I don't suppose they have anybody working there who is clever enough to operate one.

nameslessone

nameslessone Report 29 May 2021 14:43

I think it all depends on whether they’ve managed to borrow the big circular saw ;-)

Sharron

Sharron Report 29 May 2021 14:31

It depends how the operation goes. I may come out of it with no ears.

You just can't tell. But, by the cringe, you can't half imagine.

Will you have both legs? Or even a lower half at all?

nameslessone

nameslessone Report 29 May 2021 14:11

But you might hear me ;-)

Sharron

Sharron Report 29 May 2021 14:07

I won't see you!

nameslessone

nameslessone Report 29 May 2021 14:04

I am now getting really worried about how my hospital will solve the problem with my foot (not bunions!)

Hop along Nameslessone ;-)

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 29 May 2021 13:59

Nope! I know King Edward VII hospital sold off it's old x-ray machine to a local vet - who than proceeded to charge more to x-ray an animal than the hospital had charged to x-ray a human!

How do I know? My sister worked at King Edward VII, until it closed.
A year or so later, her dog, Stanley needed an x-ray, and she recognised the machine.

Sharron

Sharron Report 29 May 2021 13:13

Or it could be the other way around and they have bought some old stuff from a vetinry practice.

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 29 May 2021 13:05

It may have worn out, but they'll have made even better, finer equipment since then!

...and sold the old stuff to a veterinary practice! :-D

Sharron

Sharron Report 29 May 2021 13:03

The equipment might be worn out!