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Member Since: May 2004 Posts: 17,527 Send Message	Quinsgran	Report	24 Nov 2019 21:19
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Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 79,131 Send Message	Allan	Report	24 Nov 2019 20:34
	Language
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 76,765 Send Message	Dermot	Report	24 Nov 2019 18:18
	Colloquial.
Member Since: December 2003 Posts: 13,076 Send Message	Tiamo	Report	24 Nov 2019 14:09
	Expression
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 76,765 Send Message	Dermot	Report	24 Nov 2019 07:49
	Comical.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 79,131 Send Message	Allan	Report	24 Nov 2019 01:13
	Joke
Member Since: November 2008 Posts: 6 Send Message	Elizabeth	Report	24 Nov 2019 00:22
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Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 79,131 Send Message	Allan	Report	23 Nov 2019 22:35
	Tooth Oh, I wish I’d looked after me teeth Oh, I wish I’d looked after me teeth, And spotted the dangers beneath All the toffees I chewed, And the sweet sticky food. Oh, I wish I’d looked after me teeth. I wish I’d been that much more willin’ When I had more tooth there than fillin’ To give up gobstoppers, From respect to me choppers, And to buy something else with me shillin’. When I think of the lollies I licked And the liquorice allsorts I picked, Sherbet dabs, big and little, All that hard peanut brittle, My conscience gets horribly pricked. My mother, she told me no end, ‘If you got a tooth, you got a friend.’ I was young then, and careless, My toothbrush was hairless, I never had much time to spend. Oh I showed them the toothpaste all right, I flashed it about late at night, But up-and-down brushin’ And pokin’ and fussin’ Didn’t seem worth the time – I could bite! If I’d known I was paving the way To cavities, caps and decay, The murder of fillin’s, Injections and drillin’s, I’d have thrown all me sherbet away. So I lie in the old dentist’s chair, And I gaze up his nose in despair, And his drill it do whine In these molars of mine. ‘Two amalgam,’ he’ll say, ‘for in there.’ How I laughed at my mother’s false teeth, As they foamed in the waters beneath. But now comes the reckonin’ It’s me they are beckonin’ Oh, I wish I’d looked after me teeth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COaB7vCO5nE
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 31,279 Send Message	PricklyHolly	Report	23 Nov 2019 22:26
	Decay
	Researching: "If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 79,131 Send Message	Allan	Report	23 Nov 2019 20:53
	Rot
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 76,765 Send Message	Dermot	Report	23 Nov 2019 07:14
	Foot.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 79,131 Send Message	Allan	Report	22 Nov 2019 23:51
	Big
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 31,279 Send Message	PricklyHolly	Report	22 Nov 2019 23:46
	Beg Pardon?? ;-) :-D :-D Stick
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Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 79,131 Send Message	Allan	Report	22 Nov 2019 23:10
	Language! ;-) :-D :-D Cue
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 31,279 Send Message	PricklyHolly	Report	22 Nov 2019 23:03
	Balls
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Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 79,131 Send Message	Allan	Report	22 Nov 2019 23:00
	Dough
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 31,279 Send Message	PricklyHolly	Report	22 Nov 2019 22:56
	Pizza :-D
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Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 79,131 Send Message	Allan	Report	22 Nov 2019 22:49
	:-D :-D :-D Dominoes
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 31,279 Send Message	PricklyHolly	Report	22 Nov 2019 22:40
	Tiles Daddy came home from work tired His boss had been driving him mad. The kids were all shouting, the dog bit him too His dinner was nothing but boiled over stew. I guess it was then he decided Up to the rooftop he'd go He was about to jump off when The kids started howling below 'Don't jump off the roof, Dad You'll make a hole in the yard Mother's just planted petunias The weeding and seeding was hard If you must end it all, Dad Won't you please give us a break Just take a walk down the park, Dad And there you can jump in the lake.' !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGdI7CXZUXc :-D :-D :-D
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Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 79,131 Send Message	Allan	Report	22 Nov 2019 20:55
	Roof