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JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 25 Mar 2017 14:38

For any looking in on this yarn that forbids a particular non-consonant...

My Ballad of Urny was again having it's posting a bit up this payj.
This was having it's adaption from an original-
ORIGINAL SONG LYRICS- Sung by B*nny Hill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1xvyTdBZI

Kathy and I thought it would b good to do a follow-up story.

My follow-up story (to b sung to it's original music) will b having it's posting following this post :-D :-D :-D :-D

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 25 Mar 2017 14:33

good 1 Kathy :-D :-D :-D

Kathryn

Kathryn Report 25 Mar 2017 13:32


Now Mau's having urn's sprog
BOb was told to find a job
As you know Bobs a bit lairy
Found it down at fairy dairy
:-D

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 25 Mar 2017 13:14

MYK! :-D :-D :-D

Mima has had missing you thoughts on this yarn.

Hoping you will hav a BRILL holiday in Russia :-)

Mike *

Mike * Report 25 Mar 2017 13:09

Mad ... Both of you :-S

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 25 Mar 2017 12:25

:-D :-D :-D@ Kathy!

Working on follow-up ballad as us communicating :-D :-D

Kathryn

Kathryn Report 25 Mar 2017 12:13

BOB IS NOW HAVING PALPITATONS
COS IT WASN'T FROM HIS CONSUMATIONS

Kathryn

Kathryn Report 25 Mar 2017 10:57


Two months prior to urns last gasp
Mau and urn did a marital act
In fact urn got lucky
Now mau's up't duffy :-D

Kathryn

Kathryn Report 24 Mar 2017 21:35

Night night j <3

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 24 Mar 2017 20:56

I'm assuming Urn got Mau up duff b4 Urn was popping his clogs?

..... Or that would b a bit ghoulish :-0 :-0 :-D :-D :-D :-D

I'll think what can b brought about with that notion Kathy ;-) :-D :-D :-D



I'm off to watch a bit of tv with OH now,
Catch sight of you tomorrow Kathy, Night Night <3

Kathryn

Kathryn Report 24 Mar 2017 20:43

Than you <3 that was fantastic but wouldn't it just b good to carry on this story
Old urn could Av got his mau in a condition that could bring him a son to carry on his yarn. Do you think that could work? :-D

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 24 Mar 2017 19:42

BALLAD OF URNY ..... Concluding Part (4)

Urny was only 52, and didn’t want to croak :-( :-(
Now Urny brings his yogurt drinks to Paradisiacal folk
Urn’s patrons r all holy, and nasty dogs r band
His Milkman’s days r full of fun in that fairy, dairy land. :-) :-)

But a woman’s wants r many-fold, soon Mau and Bob did marry
But odd things would occur that night, as Bob lay happy as Larry
Was that shrubs a-rustling in strong wind? Or Mau’s cat catawauling
Or Ghostly Gold-Tops a-rattling as Urny did his calling? :-0 :-0 :-0

Nobody forgot Urny (ooooooooooh Urnyyyyyyyyyyy) ;-):-D :-D
Who drohv a most fast Milkcart in North Lancs



AND THAT'S IT FOLKS :-D :-D :-D

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 24 Mar 2017 19:41

BALLAD OF URNY ......... Part 3

Now Urny darts into Riddly Road, his gold top in his hand,
Urn said, "If you want to marry Mau, you'll fight just like a man.":-| :-| :-|
"Us two should now play cards for Mau!" said Bob with words that stank,
“And just to make it gripping, why not a shilling on t'flank ;-)” (Bob was from Yorks!)

Now Urn did drag him from his van and blazing mad in sun,
Two maniacs stood glaring and Bad Bob did draw his bun.:-| :-| :-| :-|
But Urny was too quick for Bob, No way could Urny miss,
A strawb’ry-flavour yogurt hit it spinning from his fist.

Now Mau, in running panic, to part silly boys did try, :-0 :-0
But Urny would not mind Mau, and so a rock bun hit him in his i !
As Urn looks up in pain and shock at Bad Bob full of lust,
A syrup tart caught him in his <3 and Urny's tooth bit dust.:-( :-( :-(

Poor Urny :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( (Urnyyyyyyyyyyyy)

Who drohv a most fast Milkcart in North Lancs.

STAY ON THIS YARN FOR LAST PART (4) OF URNY

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 24 Mar 2017 19:41

BALLAD OF URNY ...Part 2

Mau's idiosyncrasy was to soak in milk, Urn said, "All right, My Mau,"
And following his shift that night, as Urn was loading up to go-
Urn said, "Do you want it Past ur iis? 'Cos Past ur iis is optimum,"
Mau said, "Urn, I will b happy if it fills up past my bosom.":-0 :-0 :-0

That was tickling old Urny, :-D:-D :-D :-D :-D (Urnyyyyyyyyyyy)
......As Urn drohv a most fast Milkcart in North Lancs.


Now Urny had a rival, a villainous no-good man :-| :-| :-|
Known as Big Bad Bob from Bobbington who drohv a Doughman’s van.
Bob was tantalising Mau with currant buns and with tasty custard tart,
Voluminosity of Bob’s pasty almost caught Mau’s <3

Mau did start to swoon at his macaroon! Bob said "If you approach it right ,
I’ll bring hot rolls for your morning snack and toasty muffins at night."
Knowing Mau would try his Victoria Sandwich, Bob would win his naughty way,
Cos all poor Urny had for Mau was a pint of milk a day.

Poor Urny :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( (Urnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)
......though Urn drohv a most fast Milkcart in North Lancs.

1 lunch hour Bob saw Urny’s nag and cart at Mau’s front door :-S :-S
It drohv him mad to find it still by Mau’s at half past four
And jumping down out from his van, fury making him act silly, :-| :-| :-|
Bob ran across to Urny’s cart and didn’t half kick his filly :-0 :-0 :-0

Whose name was Sparky, (Sparkyyyyyyyyy)
Who was pulling a fast Milkcart in North Lancs.


Stay on this yarn for Part 3 ;-)

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 24 Mar 2017 19:41

BALLAD OF POOR URNY ...part 1

You could catch a sound of hoof bumps pound, as racing across ground,
And rumpus of circular gyratory things during spinning 'round and 'round.
And galloping into Shopping Road, his ID upon his torso,
His monica was Urny, and Urny drohv a fast North Milkcart, morso :-S

Now Urny <3 a widow, a lady known as Mau,
Who was solitary in Riddly Road at no. 24.
Folk said Mau was too good for him, Mau was haughty, proud and chic,
But Urny got his cocoa, in that flat, four nights a wk.

Folk shout out Urny,~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Urnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)
As Urny drohv a most fast Milkcart in North Lancs.

Story following on soon :-D :-D :-D

ORIGINAL SONG LYRICS- Sung by B*nny Hill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1xvyTdBZI

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 24 Mar 2017 19:39

JUST FOR KATHY<3 .....

.... I'M BRINGING BACK URNY :-D :-D :-D :-D

WATCH THIS VOID :-D :-D

Kathryn

Kathryn Report 24 Mar 2017 19:37

Oops I did a booby right at start :-(

Kathryn

Kathryn Report 24 Mar 2017 19:34

THANKYOU YOU'RE A PAL <3 <3

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 24 Mar 2017 19:22

OK OK OK

I AM CATCHING YOUR DRIFT WITH MY FACIAL BITS! :-D :-D :-D :-D

WILL POST URNY AGAIN SOON ;-) :-D :-D :-D

Kathryn

Kathryn Report 24 Mar 2017 19:19


BRING BACK URNY--BRING BACK URNY!!!!!!!! :-D