Genealogy Chat

Can Illegitmate children all have their father's name for a middle name and can our ancestors just stick to one way of spelling their names in the whole time they are alive and not be christened Alice Amelia and called Auntie Jean? Kim

What is your policy on the treatment of that species of 'lesser spotted p***taker' that lurks in the undergrowth of tips and records.I am in favour of a lookup request tally board with a sweepstakes...winning prizemoney donated to said indivudual for an ancestry sub......... :-))

I get NOT matches sometimes when my finger slips on the keyboard from the H to the N !

Paul, I will vote for you if you will offer to fund a detective agency to trace all those people in my tree who disappear into thin air and suddenly don't appear on the census any more and no death cert can be found. Have they emigrated? Been abducted by aliens or become war casualties? I need help with these burning issues - never mind that your meat and two veg was recently put in front of you! ;-) Meat and two veg and Heather with her Fannies. I have lots of Fannies thank you very much and many of them are Norfolk Fannies or Suffolk Fannies. However, I digress. Are you looking for a spin doctor? I also want the column statue dedicated to my father in Great Yarmouth moved from that disgusting industrial estate and transferred to his birthplace of Burnham Thorpe. Will you have time to satisfy my needs and desires before tomorrow tea time? If not, I'll be blunt - VOTE FOR LUNT!!! ;-) (snigger). Cheers, Horatia

Er, scuse me, lets get the facts right... I invented Not Matches! You just think you did, cos it went into your subconscious when you first read it. OC

I stopped impersonating the Fair Maid after I mislaid the key to the chastity-belt and had to call out the fire brigade.

Plus the ability to impersonate a said fair maiden from Grottingham.

Great to have Heather back...Fannies and all!! Will definitely vote for Paul, but am worried he might use university student's dissitation to back up his claims of WMD.

I think its all to obvious that previous government initiatives have made it compulsory that most married couples must be called either William and Mary or John and Susan. I think this new candidate, if he wants to gain votes, should insist that every person choose a suitably outlandish - but easily spelt - middle name which must be used on all official documents. nell

If you could make the Hot Matches, Hot MATCHES instead of NOT matches, you will have my vote.

Could you also develop a time machine that is free to use so that we could pop to see any member of our tree just to ask any questions like whereabouts in Prussia were you born and why did you come to England?

Firstly I wish to disassociate myself from the disgusting comment by Heather. (That's the Moral Majority vote secured). Next I would like to inform you that.... my daughter's put the dinner on the table and she says it's getting cold. Back in half an hour.

Im warming to these ideas. Lets be honest, Paul is a charasmatic candidate. What about those with no Fannies? Do they get any sort of assistance?

He's on the run already - where's he gone to? Why isn't he here to answer his public? .

Can you get elderly relatives to remember facts accurately, and more importantly, BEFORE you then spend hours researching something they then recall!!!

What about a subsidy for people with dead common names? OC

We will doubtless receive a rebate on an 'unknown' tree entry too!! Glen

I think you should pay for some of this by a tax on the name Mary Ann, collected retrospectively!

Trying to undermine the opposition,a well known political 'last chance' tactic. If you look closely voter,all the answers to your questions are being dripfed via a secret earpiece to your candidate. Glen

Add a two hundred word explanation on the back of a death cert as to why this person died in this unknown house and you're on. OC