Genealogy Chat

I would force them to read Ted Lunt's jokes 24/7. On second thoughts, that might make them more grumpy.

Paul, Paul, a moment of your time - I know you have become so busy canvassing for this election but please tell us: 'What will you do about the grumpy workers in the registry offices who aren't willing to help us poor creatures who worship the past?' Thank you .

If you can find and transcribe the missing/rotted/drowned bit of the 1851 Manchester census, I might just change camps. Tina

Well.... I could declare war on a foreign country and keep issues like the NHS off the front pages?

Well that all looks good Paul, but what about the..... NHS - (National History Society) As you know the NHS has suffered in recent years and is the victim of underfunding......what do you propose? Deb

Could you add that fathers of illigitimate children will be shown on birth certs and then you've got a deal ;) lol

What about the Dressmakers Paul. Rod

And you propose to finance this - how? And you propose to enforce an interest in family history in a partner - erm, without the use of WMD, how?

~Will pig's get flying lessons? :O))

I pledge to introduce the following retrospective benefits: - Agricultural labourers to receive EC subsidies - All families of 12 children or more to receive child allowance - All children under the age of 13 in full-time employment to be paid as adults - General Servants to have a maximum number of hours worked per week - Cordwainers, Journeymen and Carmen to have their own unions - Workhouse inmates to receive housing benefit - Idiots from birth to receive psychiatric counselling - Crossing sweepers to receive footwear allowance - Lamplighters to receive antisocial hours payments - Launderesses to receive equal pay Furthermore, I will ensure BMD certificates will be delivered in the following day’s post. Certificates will be supplied free of charge Missing census pages will be located and replaced. The 1841 census will specify place of birth The IGI will only bear verified information Spelling mistakes will be abolished from all censuses and transcriptions will be 100% accurate. Records centres will offer a 24-hour helpline Partners will be legally bound to show an interest in genealogy

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