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You are wicked .........pmsl

I think i get my sense if humour from my mum,
when she was about 6 years old,her and her brother were being baby sat by there granddad,they were in the kitchen,there grandad had fell asleep at the kitchen table.
they decided to play cow boys and Indians,they found a washing line and tied there grandad to the chair,
he never woke up she said he just carried on snoring,
they then got some newspaper and some fire sticks and placed them under the chair and set then alight,when it started to burn they got frightened and hid in the cuboard
.She said all she could remember is her grandad waking up,shouting "what the hell have you little bu****s done,I'll bl***y kill you when i get my hand on you"and the noise of the chair bouncing across the tiled floor.
luckily her mum arrived home a couple of minutes later,put out the fire and untied there grandad.

good one lol, reminds me when i was married to my first husband 20 yrs ago i was a wee bit naive, he burnt his back in the sun, i found some deep heat cream at mums thinking it was for burns and rubbed it in didnt get very far he was lying in the bath running cold water i couldnt understand what he was saying for a while, the next occasion same man piched my fleecy dressing gown, he was stood over the cooker, i said i didnt want it smelling og bacon, joking i said take it of or i will set you on fire , i only flicked the lighter at him and it seemed the whole lot had ignited, i cried that time tho i realised how stupid id been especially when he should me flamable label

Purple,just shout if you want some advice!

pmsl,puss

I could tell you the story about the Fiery Jack,
I'll give you the brief details and you can use your imagination to work out the end!
OH had a bad back,(he still managed to play football)
So he had a bath,and i got the Fiery Jack out,he did nothing but moan all the while i was rubbing it into his back,
when i had finished,i still had a lot left on my hands,
i had to wipe them somewhere!
well all i will say is,kitchen sink and bowl of cold water...............the air turned blue..

that is so funny moon hey we will have to get together and plan some more
getting at my step dad was the best, he would come home from the pub when he went the loo id stick bangers up his fags got him every time , and i was grounded a lot this once sometehing had really upset me, so i pulled the head of my doll and stuck it on the door handle with fake blood running down the door ive neve r seen him jump so much, i was grounded for longer

puss and blue moon - experts at naughty pranks to play on your OH.

LOL

Blue Moon, that was evil lol I am roflmao tho
Wish I dared do something like that with my miseryguts here lol

Will contact you or Puss when I need ideas lol
Lizx

lmao
id love to have seen that, bet he jumped round the room

that's really funny Blue-
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Blue Moon - even more wicked than Pusser LOL Naughty Naughty Naughty - OMG

Oh bless him.xx

POOR SOUL..... ;-0)

Deanna X

pmsl,a woman after my own heart !

you have just reminded me of when we got our first microwave,we bought a browing dish,this dish had to go in the microwave empty for about 4 mins to heat up before you put your food in,
my OH was a bit worried about this,he had read the instruction about the microwave,saying never run it without food /liquid in it.

so the dish is in heating up,OH has his face upto the door,everywhere is quite,
i grap a tray sneek up behind him,bang the tray on the work top right behind him,
OH hits the deck,hands over head.................He thought the microwave had exploaded,
i think i wet myself laughing,even now it make me chuckle when i think about it.

deanna just asked him why he loves me
he says there is never a dull moment even if it stresses him

well deanna after the fuss he made with 4 hairs i think i will have to think of something else, but will keep it in mind
lol cariad defitnatley

wicked woman - you know men have low pain threasholds.

WHY exactly does that man love you ???

If you want him to have his legs shaved for charity, phone the local college... they beauty therapy department will adore him as a model for their practice.

Deanna X

i know somewhere else to try to if he do lolnt snap out of it

you should do his eyebrows when he's asleep sis
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Poor , poor Specky,Hiya Pusser,


Caz xxx

Poor Specky..................LOL

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