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CHILDBIRTH!!!! VERY FUNNY

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 12 Jun 2008 10:45



Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.

Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place...

smack his arse again!'

If you don't laugh at this one there is no hope for you

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

pablo1513

pablo1513 Report 12 Jun 2008 10:46

Excellent Ann loved it

Jax in Wales

Jax in Wales Report 12 Jun 2008 10:58

pmsl

thats a good one Ann

♥~Billy's Mum ~♥

♥~Billy's Mum ~♥ Report 12 Jun 2008 11:18

Funnnnneeeee x

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 12 Jun 2008 11:52

pmsl. Love it !!! xx

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All comments made by me are all mine unless otherwise stated. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or real life events unless otherwise stated is purely coincidental.

JustJean

JustJean Report 12 Jun 2008 12:09

were do you get em from Ann? brilliant, thanks,

Jean x

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 12 Jun 2008 12:14

yes! I think every child should be present,at its birth......LOL.

Ps.! a very forward sounding 3 Year old!.

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me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 12 Jun 2008 14:03

you are so right there Bob - I was present at mine - how about you?

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me