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Thoughts for Seniors

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Brenda from Wales

Brenda from Wales Report 13 Jun 2008 22:57

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right
thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by
then your
body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to
blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look
for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that
wrinkles don't hurt .

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about
your age
and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want
people to know
"why" I look this way. I've travelled a long way and some of the
roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,
think of
Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or
leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is
such a
nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to
pull up
your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was
called
witchcraft. Today, it's called golf .

To Old and Wise, you to be first Young and Stupid.

Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my
mouth...AMEN..!!

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 13 Jun 2008 23:10

brill!!!

Harpstrings

Harpstrings Report 15 Jun 2008 08:35

LOL!

Teddys Girl

Teddys Girl Report 15 Jun 2008 11:40

So true

Mo

Hayley   Empress of Drama

Hayley Empress of Drama Report 16 Jun 2008 05:56

Brenda....ROFLMAO

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 17 Jun 2008 17:12

Brenda - where do you get 'em from?
Absolutely great, love 'em, especially the last one!!!

Steph xxx

***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust***

***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust*** Report 17 Jun 2008 17:16

lmao brilliant
all of these are so good

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 17 Jun 2008 17:18

Lots are soo true Brenda!