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Whenever a woman lies........Joke........

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Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 15 Jun 2008 19:55

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked The seamstress replied, 'No.'

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.

'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. Agai n, the seamstress replied, 'No.'

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.

'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, 'Yes.' The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress w ent home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?' 'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. 'Is this your husband?' the L ord asked.

'Yes,' cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. 'Yo u lied! That is an untruth!' The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.

Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.

And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is:





Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.



Signed,

All Us Women

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All comments made by me are all mine unless otherwise stated. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or real life events unless otherwise stated is purely coincidental.

JustJean

JustJean Report 15 Jun 2008 20:00

very good, lol, thanks Muffy, hope you are well,

Jean x

Ladylol Pusser Cat

Ladylol Pusser Cat Report 15 Jun 2008 20:00

very good thats my theroy to thoery theory yeah speckt told me lol

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 15 Jun 2008 20:00

I personally thinks she's mad Puss and would've taken all three but I like the moral of the story lol.

Hiya Jean. I'm very well thank you.

How 's you? xx

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All comments made by me are all mine unless otherwise stated. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or real life events unless otherwise stated is purely coincidental.

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 15 Jun 2008 20:04

pmsl
brill
Rosex

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Giffen, Catlin , Stevens , Kingham, Williams , Brinkley , Walker .Odell. jones from deptford

JustJean

JustJean Report 15 Jun 2008 20:09

much better thanks.