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JOKE

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Linda G

Linda G Report 16 Jun 2008 08:12

He said . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . .You wear pants don’t you?

He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That’s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ….Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper



She said . We don’t know; it has never happened.

He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge

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An old blind cowboy wanders into an All-Girl Biker Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister... Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

"No...

not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."




Diddydoris

Diddydoris Report 16 Jun 2008 10:05

:-)

JustKaz

JustKaz Report 16 Jun 2008 13:25

lol, xxx

Jenxx

Jenxx Report 16 Jun 2008 15:31

Pmsl
Jenxx

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 17 Jun 2008 16:32

Great - love 'em - especially the blind cowboy one!!!
Thanks for a good laugh!

Steph x