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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: January 2008 Posts: 2,457 Send Message	Mrs. Blue Eyes	Report	20 Jun 2008 16:57
	Churchill again. . Lady "Sir if you were my husband I'd poison you" Churchill "Madam if I was your husband I'd take it"
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	20 Jun 2008 16:52
	You can eat yourself into obesity.
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 791 Send Message	LancsLass	Report	19 Jun 2008 23:31
	You're going to find it hard to walk with three shoes, the two on your feet and the one up your backside!!!!
Member Since: November 2007 Posts: 11,745 Send Message	FannyByGaslight	Report	19 Jun 2008 23:24
	by a now departed friend to a teenage stroppy.~. your about as much use as a sack of rabbit guts tied up in the middle! and when asked by someone to look at what my 2 little b*ds were doing[sat in a skip looking for" good" junk aged 2 and 7] you are quite right ,they are b**ds as i wasnt married to either of their fathers..
	Researching: PLEASE REPLY ON YOUR POST AND NOT BY PERSONAL MESSAGE unless it is of a "sensitve"matter...Thank you
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	19 Jun 2008 23:23
	To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves.
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 13,276 Send Message	Lindsey*	Report	19 Jun 2008 22:58
	The quicket way to a mans heart is straight through his chest!
	Researching: For better results please give all the details ,name, date place as you can {pictures by me }
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	19 Jun 2008 22:55
	It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. The surest way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,603 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	19 Jun 2008 22:37
	My favourite was one my ex said to me not long after we got divorced.. I told him I would dance on his grave. His retort 'Good, I'm getting buried at sea'!! I can't swim. LOL (we're best of friends now) maggie
	Researching: Gg gran Amelia - Suffolk side
Member Since: March 2008 Posts: 622 Send Message	Onwe	Report	19 Jun 2008 21:45
Member Since: March 2008 Posts: 622 Send Message	I not to quick with the come back. But long before I was married I walked past a truck load of men and one said "I could give you a hard weekend" to which I replied "You couldnt raise a hard weekend"
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 13,143 Send Message	eRRolSheep	Report	18 Jun 2008 01:28
	Excellent!
	Researching: Happy
Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 21,339 Send Message	JaneyCanuck	Report	18 Jun 2008 01:21
	No, Mr. Sheep. Dorothy Parker had the best. One: Clare Boothe Luce - (inviting Dorothy Parker to enter a room first) Age before beauty. Dorothy Parker - (accepting the invitation) Pearls before swine. I think I will try this one of Dorothy's next time my phone rings: 'Tell him I'm f**king busy, or vice versa.'
	Researching: Please use the "ADD YOUR REPLY" box below to reply. Please DO NOT click "Send Message" and send a private message (unless info is about living people or otherwise sensitive). THANKS!
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 13,143 Send Message	eRRolSheep	Report	18 Jun 2008 01:06
	Must be worn out after the antipodean dawn chorus
	Researching: Happy
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 107 Send Message	♫chris in oz♫	Report	18 Jun 2008 01:04
	now i think sparrows gone to bed lol
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 13,143 Send Message	eRRolSheep	Report	18 Jun 2008 01:03
	hello Chris
	Researching: Happy
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 107 Send Message	♫chris in oz♫	Report	18 Jun 2008 01:02
	oops one hasnt gone yet hi errol lol
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 13,143 Send Message	eRRolSheep	Report	18 Jun 2008 00:59
	The best réparti has to be Churchill's when he was told: "'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk." To which he retorted: "Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”
	Researching: Happy
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 107 Send Message	♫chris in oz♫	Report	18 Jun 2008 00:59
	think they have all gone to bed sparrow lol
Member Since: March 2008 Posts: 622 Send Message	Onwe	Report	18 Jun 2008 00:53
Member Since: March 2008 Posts: 622 Send Message	Best one you have heard

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