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Mrs.  Blue Eyes

Mrs. Blue Eyes Report 20 Jun 2008 16:57

Churchill again.
.
Lady "Sir if you were my husband I'd poison you"

Churchill "Madam if I was your husband I'd take it"

Dermot

Dermot Report 20 Jun 2008 16:52

You can eat yourself into obesity.

LancsLass

LancsLass Report 19 Jun 2008 23:31

You're going to find it hard to walk with three shoes, the two on your feet and the one up your backside!!!!

FannyByGaslight

FannyByGaslight Report 19 Jun 2008 23:24

by a now departed friend to a teenage stroppy.*~.
your about as much use as a sack of rabbit guts tied up in the middle!
and when asked by someone to look at what my 2 little b****ds were doing[sat in a skip looking for" good" junk aged 2 and 7]
you are quite right ,they are b****ds as i wasnt married to either of their fathers..

Dermot

Dermot Report 19 Jun 2008 23:23

To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves.

 Lindsey*

Lindsey* Report 19 Jun 2008 22:58

The quicket way to a mans heart is straight through his chest!

Dermot

Dermot Report 19 Jun 2008 22:55

It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.

The surest way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 19 Jun 2008 22:37

My favourite was one my ex said to me not long after we got divorced..
I told him I would dance on his grave.
His retort 'Good, I'm getting buried at sea'!!




I can't swim. LOL


(we're best of friends now)

maggie

Onwe

Onwe Report 19 Jun 2008 21:45

I not to quick with the come back. But long before I was married I walked past a truck load of men and one said

"I could give you a hard weekend"

to which I replied

"You couldnt raise a hard weekend"

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 18 Jun 2008 01:28

Excellent!

JaneyCanuck

JaneyCanuck Report 18 Jun 2008 01:21

No, Mr. Sheep. Dorothy Parker had the best. One:


Clare Boothe Luce - (inviting Dorothy Parker to enter a room first) Age before beauty.

Dorothy Parker - (accepting the invitation) Pearls before swine.



I think I will try this one of Dorothy's next time my phone rings:

'Tell him I'm f**king busy, or vice versa.'

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 18 Jun 2008 01:06

Must be worn out after the antipodean dawn chorus

♫chris in oz♫

♫chris in oz♫ Report 18 Jun 2008 01:04

now i think sparrows gone to bed lol

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 18 Jun 2008 01:03

hello Chris

♫chris in oz♫

♫chris in oz♫ Report 18 Jun 2008 01:02

oops one hasnt gone yet
hi errol lol

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 18 Jun 2008 00:59

The best réparti has to be Churchill's when he was told: "'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk."

To which he retorted: "Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”

♫chris in oz♫

♫chris in oz♫ Report 18 Jun 2008 00:59

think they have all gone to bed sparrow lol

Onwe

Onwe Report 18 Jun 2008 00:53

Best one you have heard