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Member Since: December 2005 Posts: 102 Send Message	***joybell♥♥♡♥♡	Report	23 Jun 2008 10:34
	lol
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 13,766 Send Message	Running Bear	Report	23 Jun 2008 09:05
	love um. lol
Member Since: January 2006 Posts: 4,526 Send Message	Jenxx	Report	23 Jun 2008 07:58
	Brillient Ann LOL Keep them coming Jenxxx
Member Since: January 2005 Posts: 623 Send Message	angie	Report	22 Jun 2008 23:57
Member Since: January 2005 Posts: 623 Send Message	pmsl great Ann Thanks lol
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 284 Send Message	(¯`•.¸Pippi Longsox`•.¸_)	Report	22 Jun 2008 23:04
	still laughin at your other joke,lol,
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 1,846 Send Message	♫≈♥≈♫miss chief	Report	22 Jun 2008 23:02
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 1,846 Send Message	Brill, Anne. lol
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 56,544 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	22 Jun 2008 22:58
	Scotch with two drops of water. A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today...' The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.' As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.' The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming up,' says the bartender As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to buy you one, too.' The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming right up,' the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma 'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?' The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.' 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!' 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door, 'OLD' IS WHEN... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police 'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today. 'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. AND 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are not sure these are jokes?
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