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Joke Squeaky clean this one

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Desperate Housewife ♥

Desperate Housewife ♥ Report 24 Jun 2008 10:40

pmsl, very funny.

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 23 Jun 2008 23:18

George - absolutely love it!!!
Was just thinking about turning in but thought I would just have a quick look on the board - am I glad I did - really good laugh - thanks a lot!!!

Steph x

Whirley

Whirley Report 23 Jun 2008 18:31

I nearly spat me red wine out then George. Love it.
xx

Mersey

Mersey Report 23 Jun 2008 18:26

Mersey likes that one George....

angie

angie Report 23 Jun 2008 17:07

pmsl good one George lol

George_of_Westbury

George_of_Westbury Report 23 Jun 2008 16:26

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.

She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.

He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.

So she consented. They got married and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, 'That was incredible!'

He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.

After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.

He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'

'No,' she said, 'I was on the game in Liverpool but I worked both sides of the Mersey!