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Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!)

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) Report 24 Jun 2008 22:37

....

There we were (OH and me) sitting out in the garden after dinner. Having a natter – chimenea (fire thingy) going, all very comfy and cosy.

So I said, “Well I have to go online in a bit and order a few certificates”.

“Order what?” he asks.

“Cer-ti-fi-cates” I say, slowly.

“Oh, I thought you said stiffykits”

…

He decided it would be a good name for condoms.

I thought it would be a good name for viagra.

Then, we went one better and thought of producing boxed gift sets for Christmas and the like – called “Stiffykits” and containing viagra and condoms.

….

Do you think we’ll make enough money to buy a mansion somewhere?

Dragon’s Den here I come!

Jill

Researching:
London: Faber, Haysey, Spicer ...

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 24 Jun 2008 22:38

Sounds like an investment. Just don't bombard me with emails to buy it!

George_of_Westbury

George_of_Westbury Report 24 Jun 2008 22:41

Jill

At this late hour for me i could not stop laughing, in fact my OH asked me what was wrong, loved it.

Dragons Den yes go for it, i will buy shares.

PMSL

George

Researching:
My avatar is that of my Dad and shipmates, taken onboard HMS Blanche in 1938, place unknown From left to right, my Dad,Sidney Mellor and Sidney Bateman.

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 24 Jun 2008 22:43

I keep getting emails asking me if I want to buy viagra, I have a younger husband, no - I don't want any viagra! Bromide?? You may have a customer. lol

***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust***

***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust*** Report 24 Jun 2008 22:45

brilliant idea
you could do hen partys with kit like that

sounds like it could be something for arthur-itus too

McB

McB Report 24 Jun 2008 22:46

There's an anti-dote viagra pill out now,you don't swallow it, you put it in your shoe & it makes you





Limp

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!)

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) Report 24 Jun 2008 22:52

Oh you lot - honestly!

Like the idea of a hen-party ...

Don;t think I could do the Dragon's Den I've decided - wouldn't be able to keep a straight face!

Researching:
London: Faber, Haysey, Spicer ...

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 24 Jun 2008 22:58

Oh, go on Jill. It's a damn sight better than most of the ideas. You could catch the Christmas market!

***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust***

***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust*** Report 24 Jun 2008 22:59

all joking aside it is a good idea for a giggle,

and who knows you could be rich in the making