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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 27 Jun 2008 23:23




SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS



A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway
when he notices a sign out of the corner of his
eye.....It reads:


SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

10 MILES


He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and
drives on without a second thought......
Soon he sees another sign, which says:


SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

5 MILES


Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are
for real....Then he drives past a third sign saying:


SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT


His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into
the drive....On the side of the parking lot is a stone
building with a small sign next to the door reading:


SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS


He climbs the steps and rings the bell....
The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit
Who asks'What may we do for you, my son ?'...
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway,
And was interested in possibly doing business.'.....
'Very well my son. Please follow me.'


He is led through many winding passages and is soon
quite disoriented....The nun stops at a closed door
and tells the man, Please knock on this door'.............

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit,
holding a tin cup answers the door.....
This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go
through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway'.......


He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the
second nun's cup..... He trots eagerly down the hall
and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him........


As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back
in the parking lot, facing another small sign:



GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED

BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT,

YOU SINNER







Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION DON'T SEND ME MESSAGES

angie

angie Report 27 Jun 2008 23:30

lol brill Ann lol lol

Jenxx

Jenxx Report 28 Jun 2008 09:04

very funny Ann
lol
jenxx

jgee

jgee Report 28 Jun 2008 09:10

Fantastic Ann made my day xx

Whirley

Whirley Report 28 Jun 2008 10:14

Good one Ann, serves him right:)

x

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ Report 28 Jun 2008 11:03

*Giggles* >>>>>>

Mazfromnorf

Mazfromnorf Report 28 Jun 2008 12:08

lol!!!!

Researching:
Head ,and Stapley in Burwash area,Hills ,Colegate,Oliver from Hastings,

tigerlilly

tigerlilly Report 28 Jun 2008 16:38

very good ann lol xx