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Why do men die first

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Foggy

Foggy Report 2 Jul 2008 19:04



Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy.

If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough .... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay .... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her .. that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... its male indifference.

If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't .. you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements .. you're full of yourself. If you aren't ... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often ... you're oversexed. If you don't ... there must be someone else.

Why do men die first? Because they want to.

Rambling

Rambling Report 2 Jul 2008 19:16

now you see .... there are a lot of women on here who would say the above was untrue..... and there are some who would say that it is true but don't want to be a 'traitor to their sex' ....

and then there's me............lol

Jac

Jac Report 2 Jul 2008 19:20

Me thinks it was a man who first inscribed the headstone with

"Peace...............perfect Peace"

lol


Jac

Foggy

Foggy Report 2 Jul 2008 19:20

Hi Rose, how's things with you.?

Rambling

Rambling Report 2 Jul 2008 19:33

~~~~waves to Jac and Foggy ,

I'm ok Foggy , getting there I think lol, how's you?

xx