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Bananas, I don't understand !!!!!

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Surf

Surf Report 5 Jul 2008 19:39

the full version of the secret song
dedicated to the god
TILLEYE

Day-o, Day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Work all night on a drink a' rum
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Stack banana till the mornin' come
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
Daylight come and me wan' go home

A beautiful bunch a' ripe banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and me wan' go home


It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home


Surf

Surf Report 5 Jul 2008 19:35

they sing a song of rememberance

it goes

day oh
day ah ah oh
tilleye come
and me want to go home

NDD

NDD Report 5 Jul 2008 19:34

Poor little pixies


DOH !!!!!

Surf

Surf Report 5 Jul 2008 19:33

did you know that the pixies craft the bananas in the inmage of the epocks hands as a mark of respect to the greater god tilleye

NDD

NDD Report 5 Jul 2008 19:29

Hello Dermot,

Yes

a great bunch of Lads

Dermot

Dermot Report 5 Jul 2008 19:28

NewDayDawning - Wait until the EU changes that rule too.

NDD

NDD Report 5 Jul 2008 19:25

Wait a minute !!!!!!

bananas don't grow on trees

You tried to fool Me

NDD

NDD Report 5 Jul 2008 19:24

Poor little Pixies

Sniff !!!!!

LindaMcD

LindaMcD Report 5 Jul 2008 19:23

Trade secret!

NDD

NDD Report 5 Jul 2008 19:23

Why Do fools fall in love ?

Surf

Surf Report 5 Jul 2008 19:23

newday
I gather you have newer heared of the banana tree
pixies then

they do a fantastic job nurturing and cultervating
the presouse banana fruit of the
large epock

the large epock is a so called mithical beast that is the protector of the banana plantation
the banana pixies are enslaved to the epock in an everlasting agreement to serve forever the epock.

surf

Cumbrian Caz~**~

Cumbrian Caz~**~ Report 5 Jul 2008 19:21

Cos they just do Brian lol!

Caz xx

Dermot

Dermot Report 5 Jul 2008 19:20

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on........

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

NDD

NDD Report 5 Jul 2008 19:18

This is important

it appears to be an Art

Mrs.  Blue Eyes

Mrs. Blue Eyes Report 5 Jul 2008 19:11

fairy dust xx

Harpstrings

Harpstrings Report 5 Jul 2008 19:10

Tsk!

Tina

NDD

NDD Report 5 Jul 2008 19:07

Can Someone please tell Me How

People in the Banana factories

manage to get the banana in the skin

and then seal it so well ?????