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No wonder I'm knackered!

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Cumbrian Caz~**~

Cumbrian Caz~**~ Report 6 Jul 2008 20:34

Love it TW!!!


Caz xxxxxxxxx

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 6 Jul 2008 15:08

Oops sorry TW :)) LOL

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 6 Jul 2008 15:04

Sorry Kitty, I had a small delay while I had to clean some steps....they were in a right mess this morning.

Merlin

Merlin Report 6 Jul 2008 14:57

Probably waiting for you to cook her lunch Kitty,after all she works hard all week ( for my Pension )and she needs your expertise to ensure she gets Nutricious food to give plenty of energy,**M**,:o)).xx.

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 6 Jul 2008 14:42

*looks at clock*

You're late again TW!!!!!!!!!!

Merlin

Merlin Report 6 Jul 2008 14:29

Not at all,I need all the help I can get,( Whats Faceteous Mean?) old age makes you tend to forget words.I do hope saying you are a "Kind and Lovely young Lady" has,nt upset you? **M**.xxxx.:o)>

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 6 Jul 2008 14:18

*glares at Merlin*

Are you being faceteous?

Merlin

Merlin Report 6 Jul 2008 14:17

What a Kind and lovely young lady you are Teresa,xxxxx,just for you and my hopeful extra 50p pension money.**M** PMSL.:o)>.

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 6 Jul 2008 14:10

lol!

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 6 Jul 2008 14:07

OK Merlin...anythign you say Merlin...if I find the time to work any harder I will do my best for the sake of your meagre pension....even foregoing mine, after all, I won't be retiring in the forseeable future LOL

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥ Report 6 Jul 2008 14:05

lmao
thats brill

xxxx

Merlin

Merlin Report 6 Jul 2008 14:04

Teresa,Please work a bit harder,because the pension needs a lot more adding to it.:o))>.xx.**M**.pmsl.

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 6 Jul 2008 13:53

Nudge for a laugh

Jane

Jane Report 5 Jul 2008 21:10

Yes,my backside is very comfy on leather settee!

Jello

Jello Report 5 Jul 2008 21:08

TW didn't realise you were a mathematician too! :-)
Brilliant!
Janet xx

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~  **007 1/2**

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** Report 5 Jul 2008 21:06

:-)

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 5 Jul 2008 21:03


For several years I've been blaming it on age, poor blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution, saccharin, obesity, dieting, under arm odour, yellow wax build-up and another dozen maladies that make you wonder if life is really worth living?

I'm knackered because I'm overworked...............................


The population of this country is 51 million.


21 million are retired.


That leaves 30 million to do the work.


There are 19 million at school.


That leaves 11 million to do the work.


2 million are unemployed and 4 million are employed by the government to look after us.


That leaves 5 million to do the work.


One million are in the armed forces, which leaves 4 million to do the work.


3 million are employed by County and Borough Councils to help the government to look after us.


That leaves one million to do the work.


There are 620,000 people in hospital and 379,998 in prisons.


Which leaves 2 people to do the work.


You and me.


And you are sitting on your backside reading this.

No wonder I'm knackered!