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Stephanie

Stephanie Report 10 Jul 2008 18:02

Mo - they're great - love 'em!!!

Steph x

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 8 Jul 2008 10:43

PMSL, nice one

Mo

Mo Report 7 Jul 2008 22:50

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket
out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They
hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is
actually alive!

She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is
held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out
the casket.

As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out,
"Watch out for that wall!"

Lady Cutie

Lady Cutie Report 7 Jul 2008 22:47

LOL very good
Hazelx

Mo

Mo Report 7 Jul 2008 22:40

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wishThe biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand
women; I want to know how she feels, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothings wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."




The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge