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brilliant brenda lol

I have to confess..............................I am a thief

I steal wrinkles! :)))

Theft Problem IMPORTANT MESSAGE:


You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.


My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.It was that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?


I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.


My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of longskirts..


Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh ofmy upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What couldthey do to me next?


When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world,wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?


THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.


WARN YOUR FRIENDS!


P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband


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