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Male or Female? I thought it funny!!

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wonder. y

wonder. y Report 16 Jul 2008 12:07

good one , just sent it to my daughter, should give her a laugh

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 16 Jul 2008 09:32

wmsl... my sister in law passes them to me to vet before she sends them out to friends... she speaks excellent English, but doesn't understand nuances, and has sent some very dodgy ones in all innocence!! I feel like a school teacher sometimes, lol!

Love

Daff xxx

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 16 Jul 2008 01:13

That's brill, Daff. Will be passing that on for sure!

Lizx

Susan719813

Susan719813 Report 15 Jul 2008 13:07

Lol

Susan
x

Dianne

Dianne Report 15 Jul 2008 11:11

Love it Daff

Dianne xx

.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•.

.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. Report 15 Jul 2008 11:07

:-)

JustJean

JustJean Report 15 Jul 2008 11:02

Brilliant Daff, thanks,

Jean x

Foggy

Foggy Report 15 Jul 2008 10:41

pmsl...nice one Daff....cheeky.!!

jgee

jgee Report 15 Jul 2008 10:38

fantastic daff

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 15 Jul 2008 10:20

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:


FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.


TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated


HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.


SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.


WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..


TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.


EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.


HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying


Love

Daff xxx