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Prepare to groan at this one....

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Muffyxx Report 26 Jul 2008 19:52

lol I did groan but I laughed too xx

Hayley   Empress of Drama

Hayley Empress of Drama Report 26 Jul 2008 19:38


Colin from Hampshire

Colin from Hampshire Report 26 Jul 2008 19:38

lol That is BBbbaaaaddddddddddddddddd lol

But made me smile :):)


Amanda2003 Report 26 Jul 2008 19:37

I can't decide whether to groan or I did


KeithInFujairah Report 26 Jul 2008 19:37

GROAN (well you asked for it)


♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥ Report 26 Jul 2008 19:37


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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 26 Jul 2008 19:35

One day God calls down to Noah and says,
'Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark'.
Noah replies, 'No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the guv...
But God interrupts, 'Ah, but there's a catch', this time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other'.
'20 DECKS!', screams Noah. 'Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?'
'Yep, that's right, well . . sort of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with fish', God answers.
'Fish?', queries Noah.
'Yep, fish, well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp, wall to wall, floor to ceiling Carp!'
Noah looks to the skies. 'OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, You want a New Ark?'
'With 20 decks, one on top of the other?'.
'And you want it full of Carp?'.
'Why?' asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether..........

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'Dunno', says God, 'I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark''

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 26 Jul 2008 19:34