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WOULD YOU REMARRY?

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Aug 2008 13:04



Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks the question.
WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'
WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'
WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do'
WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'
WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: 'Yes, those are always good times.'
WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed.'
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: 'Sh!t.'

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 11 Aug 2008 03:14

pmsl

Joanna

Joanna Report 11 Aug 2008 03:24

Ann, not only do you have an impressive notice on your front door, and you live where my in-laws lived - but I love your humour, too!!

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 11 Aug 2008 12:13

Hahhahahaha :O))

Researching:
In my own little world where everybody knows me... ..... best thing about happy memories is making them....

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 11 Aug 2008 12:27

well thank you kindly Joanna!!!!

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

LindaMcD

LindaMcD Report 11 Aug 2008 13:05

LOL xxx

Lady Cutie

Lady Cutie Report 11 Aug 2008 13:08

nothing like giving your self away

is there . LOL
good one

VIVinHERTS

VIVinHERTS Report 11 Aug 2008 13:29

ROTFLMAO

Viv

Researching:
Researching Tucker in London/Australia. Cliff in U.S.A. Fuller, Eaton & Sa(u)nders(on) in Bedfordshire. Turner, Morley, Blythe & Webb in Cambridgeshire/Suffolk. Want in Hertfordshire.

PinkDiana

PinkDiana Report 11 Aug 2008 13:57

LOL!!