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My wife has bought some coffee mugs. My biscuits won,t fit inside them. Yes, I could break them first but I get shouted at if I leave crumbs..
Should I divorce her after 49 years - and perhaps marry Madonna?. I feel i've got at least another 6 months in me.

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"deal with the faults of others as gently as you do your own"

Madonna might not let you dunk
Better the devil you know I say

break the biscuits and hope for the best lol
Regards
Jackie

you might get a good price for her, on Ebay!
LOL
shows how inconsiderate she is, she should have taken a biscuit sample to try in the mugs before she bought them..
LOL

Bob

break them on a plate , no crumbs ,then with luck you wont get shouted at, ...have you not learnt that after 49 years,.....men !!!!

You won't get biscuits with Madonna.You will have to have all that organic stuff.

I think you would probably do better with somebody like Rosemary Schrager.She looks like a woman who would enjoy a biscuit or two.

Thank you. Like most men, I just fancy a nibble occasionally. Would I get that off Madonna -(I should be so lu...)

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lol what a lovely thread! I'd give your wife another chance Harry, why not ask Santa for a dunking size Mug ?

Lizx

or....you could ask the missus (nicely) to bake some biscuits perfectly proportioned to fit the coffee cup! On the other than, Harry, if you want to sit dreaming about Madonna, well dream on!! Mwah! BC XX

Thank you Liz. Good thinking. What a time to be up and about.
BC - you are getting bitter as you are approaching middle age.

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Perhaps Harry you could " accidentally " drop the offending mug ( might result in you getting shouted at ) but then you could go out and buy one that has the correct dimensions.......maybe one with a picture of Madonna on it ( best of both worlds ).........lol

Wow. Thought all the deep thinkers had left the site.

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What do you do Harry when you drop the biscuit in the cup, and it sinks to the bottom. Or dont you do this?

My OH is always doing this, and trying to fish it out.

Mo

Mo,
I liken myself to the Queen and Prince Phillip - One only "fishes" it out if your partner is not looking. ( "I should be so mucky", to continue the Madonna theme).

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You have to buy your biscuits according to your requirements.Petit beurres are useless for dunking.Jammy Dodgers are quite good because the jam keeps them together.

I had to edit that.I had put Jammy Didgers and it looks rude doesn't it?

Beware the biscuit with the invisible fracture......the chain reaction when it plops into your nearly full mug of tea / coffee can be devastating........many a scaled lap or soggy carpet has been the result of the dread biscuit fracture..............lol

I always do the gentle strength test on each biscuit before dunking.........lol