General Chat

Allan that is dead impressive! init ...

Latoyah - go girl - good attitude. (Make sure it's his platinum one!)

Rach - I noticed. Good on ya. Three more threads and a hissy fit to say you're deleting them all and it's an A level and three gold stars for you!

BC - you hang on - you're doing really well and we need the more mature attitude and colourful language - just let the spelling deteriorate a bit - think about a new board name or seventeen, consider the odd slanging match ...

pmsl @ Latoyah..........

* rolls eyes* swivel SWIVEL!,,,,,,,wotever dya meen?

is this St.Trinian's or summat?.........*lights a fag and joins Rach in the bike shed........

*sobs...you are right Mrs G, I am too old to be a WUM....I missed my chances in life, should have started years ago.......

*wipes nose of Latoyas sleeve......

Rach - you are definitely (deffo) on to A level standard. Gold star!

Come on BC - you can do it!

Pucker up and hurl it girl!

*swigs from a bottle of Lambrini......er...tries to spit.....

BC - swivel - WMSL

(runs off thread as needs to go to little girls room!)

Allan - that txt spk is definitely improving! Well done!

Angie ... ! Oops, sorry, Latoyah ... (bliddy split personalities, what ever made me think of that one ...) behave and stop leading BC astray. She's old enough and (oops nearly) She's mature enough to knuckle down to learning, unlike so many of these youngsters - tsk tsk. (Plus she can swear "rl gd like")

awww swivel on it., Mau, theres a dear:-)) LOL

BC did you just swear?........I'm reporting you! sowwy but it's my darkside not me;O)

Hello Elizabeth,

I so old that I remember "M" levels.

They came before "O" levels

Allan

Hi Elizabeth

You can certainly have a degree in that ... we can call it perpetual moaning if you like - but you do need to learn to make a real song and dance about it. Perhaps when you have tried pointing someone in the right direction and they come back asking yet another pointless question learn to say "whatever" - in fact, learn to say "woteva!" in capital letters maybe. That would show them.

Notice that Allan is doing a bit of a song at the moment - probably hoping to ingratiate himself ... LOL

*flops in chair....it's not that easy being a WUM you know....SOME folks...*glares at Latoyah and Rach....take to it like a *uck to water so they do...*sulks.....

Dear All

Hello

Can I have a degree for grumpiness or informing folk to check
GR search trees?!

I am so old I remember O'Levels!

Thank you!

Best wishes
xx

"Old" grumpy woman?

You are definitely improving Latoyah. "Well gd" if I may say!

Rach - yessss, that's it. When you feel a bit more confident you can start a thread saying "I'm going to delete all my threads" and stomp around a bit and swear ... and have hysterics (although do try and spell hysterics incorrectly so we can all have a giggle!)

You see, BC, you CAN be a WUM.

*dragging feet in platfwum shoes--------"woe woe thrice woe!!"...........can you give me one of your swear words navvy BC

I'll bring my chopper around Rach,give you a race or not,depends on my split personality

pmsl!!

You are all doing so well ...

Phrases such as "well good" "whatever" and "isn't it" rendered in incomprehensible text speak will do wonders for your skills.

Allan - I will have to move you beyond A levels at this rate! Behave - and please practice a little bit of text speak. Think "I will display my ignorance, I will display my ignorance ..." it will improve your WUMming attitude.

*overwhelmed......mouth like a navvy!!! Im halfway to being a WUM!!!!!!!