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Member Since: September 2004 Posts: 3,234 Send Message	McB	Report	30 Jan 2010 19:02
	The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
Member Since: January 2005 Posts: 3,907 Send Message	Jean (Monmouth)	Report	30 Jan 2010 19:29
	Will tell that one to my 93 yr old neighbour.
Member Since: May 2008 Posts: 13,382 Send Message	Muffyxx	Report	30 Jan 2010 20:02
	LOL !!! xx
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Member Since: September 2004 Posts: 3,234 Send Message	McB	Report	30 Jan 2010 20:37
	The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'