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MY DOG FRED

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DIZZI

DIZZI Report 20 Aug 2010 07:58

My Dog Fred
I have a dog.
His name is Fred.
He won't play fetch.
He won't play dead.

He won't shake hands
or sit or stay
or bark or beg
or run and play.

He won't roll over,
shake or crawl.
In fact, he won't
do tricks at all.

When folks ask why
I tell them that's
because my dog
was raised by cats.

--Kenn Nesbitt