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a million on Fridays lottery game :-D or the on line bingo or the 'orses at Newmarket or Epsom. Well a hero cannot live on neeps, tatties and onions alone so he

all the people he owed money to,mustn't let them no he won "plenty" on "Going for gold" and was now in line for

"its a Knockout" This gave our hero a thought and he pondered on this for a while. If there was a highland version of "Itsa Knockout" he could dress up and compeat in the games without harming his neeps tatties and onions. He could also hide in his costume and avoid

competing for a place in "Big Brother" and

Ring the changes at the local Kirk,but have to be careful in case my last encounter there with (Big BB & Co) got around and others came flocking to size up their chances of

the brothers at the bell ringing club and with a good start should finish
first and then go on to :-D

Whom so much has been written,especially about the Sparrow who shot him with an arrow,but then a thought came to him :-) ting! I,ll try the Hurdles should be good at that as I can jump higher than :-S

caber,but better still go for the archery where he would meet Robin of

Last of trhe Summer" Whine" and go to the Olympics :-D and enter the great Wellie throwing contest (Think I spelt it right not sure if it should have had an "I" after the (W) ) but then he could also have a go at tossing the

not do his neeps and tatties any good ,let alone his onions! so he decided it wasn't for him so he came up with a cunning plan he would join "compo" in

Join Buffalo Bill in his Rodeo show,Bronco Busting and Riding Bulls but got a bit scared because it involved bouncing around on the backs of these beasts and it might just do him another mischief which would

Champion the wonder horse and off he went to

dump the lot in "greengrasses" allotment it would be good for his rhubarb
now our hero had to get back into the saddle so he called upon his old friend
who was

June tending her Roses after following the horses to get their droppings to nurture them,couple of pints of beer to mix it up in and it worked wonders, but not for the roses,some body thought it was a light stout and called for BB to test its strength sadly it was far to much for her and she decided to

temper was abit frayed by now so he popped in the black horse inn for a pint of courage or was it john Smiths ale and who should he meet was

He found he could,nt get far because the Grey Mare had been leased out to Uncle Tom Cobley and all his

strawberry fare where they would entertain the troops to a rendition of songs of years gone past but

Hire the "Deadwood Stage" and a few Nags to transport them all,(With the assistance of a JCB.) this then enabled them to get going to

he pondered on this for awhile and came up with the idea why not buy a bike off the Hairy Bikers, but no that won't do he needed something bigger for his backing group [The Dolly Sisters] you know who they are cos they are in the story :-D :-D so he went to

pubs and art centers of the North South East and West of our green an ever greener land. Now how was our hero going to get to these places for shanks pony had long lost his get and and go so