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Fifty Shades...............

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MR_MAGOO Report 12 Nov 2012 19:05

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.

Finally, I drifted off to sleep.

Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events.

My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you.

Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you........

............... F**king mosquito!


AnnCardiff Report 12 Nov 2012 20:17

too late - I've already put that one on the boards!! :-D


Wend Report 12 Nov 2012 20:21

Different moggy though, Ann :-D


MR_MAGOO Report 12 Nov 2012 20:25

Moggy Wend ?.............. :-S


MR_MAGOO Report 12 Nov 2012 20:25

English version AnnC.......... :-P