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Two very silly jokes

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Linda G

Linda G Report 14 Nov 2012 23:15

Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin Swimming Pools have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.

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Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one...............but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, he finally decided; if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him.

Linda

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 14 Nov 2012 23:34

:-D :-D :-D

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 14 Nov 2012 23:50

Linda G Liked that one a lot. :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 15 Nov 2012 00:02

couple of irish guys were watching a riverside baptism..........after seeing some converts being dunked till they nearly drowned and the minister dragging them out saying to each one,......"have you found jesus"?, and pat turns to mick, and says

" is he sure thats where he fell in?"

Treehunter

Treehunter Report 15 Nov 2012 00:03

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 15 Nov 2012 11:43

News Flash... News Flash...

It appears the Government in Ireland have got around the problem of their water shortages, by diluting what reserves they already have.



AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 15 Nov 2012 12:23

Bob I feel, as a Baptist I shouldn't laugh at that one but it did make me chuckle.

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 15 Nov 2012 14:45

LOL Ann,

its the way I tell 'em!

My daughter, and hubby are also,we went to their baptism,

I thought it amusing when they did the Backward scuba dive into the bath..

Bob





theres another version of that that I used to tell...........