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Just a nice little joke

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Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 10 Dec 2012 20:20

There were three balloons, mummy balloon, daddy balloon and baby balloon. One night baby balloon couldn't sleep so he crept into his parents room and tried to squeeze into bed between them.

'Oh dear,' thought baby balloon, 'there's not much room , I'm very squashed' After thinking for a moment baby ballon had an idea. 'Daddy balloon is very round. If I let a little bit of air out of daddy that should make it more comfy for me' and so this is what he did but he still didn't have enough room. Very carefully he let a little bit of air out of mummy ballon making sure that he didn't wake her up.

After trying to snuggle down he realised that there still wasn't enough room for him and so he decided to let some air out of himself and just to be sure he let quite a lot of air out. At last he was able to fall asleep. When he woke up his parents were staring at him and looking very angry. ' What are you doing in our bed?' said daddy balloon. ' Your'e not a baby now, you have got your own bed. I am very disappointed in you. You've let me down, you've let your mother down and most of all you've let yourself down'

♥†۩ Carol   Paine ۩†♥

♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥ Report 10 Dec 2012 20:22



Elizabethofseasons Report 10 Dec 2012 20:24

Dear Tenerife Sun


Hope you are keeping well.

Love it! :-D

Take gentle care <3

Best wishes



Barbinsglos Report 10 Dec 2012 20:24

:-D :-D :-D

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 10 Dec 2012 20:26

Thank you EOS, I'm well and hope you are too xx

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 11 Dec 2012 14:20

Nudge...maybe I have a weird sense of humour but I thought this was a lovely little joke :-)


AnninGlos Report 11 Dec 2012 14:39

:-D :-D :-D :-D


Treehunter Report 11 Dec 2012 15:34

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D


supercrutch Report 14 Dec 2012 23:45

*weeps* cos I found that funny :-( :-( :-( :-D :-D


JustJohn Report 14 Dec 2012 23:52

Really funny :-D :-D :-D


Susan10146857 Report 14 Dec 2012 23:58


:-D :-D :-D