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JustJohn

JustJohn Report 5 Jan 2013 10:43

I have got Size 12 feet :-D :-D :-D

Really felt superior but rest off it seems to work out as Size 4, whatever that means :-S :-S

Sorry, must go. Another fire. These new value socks I bought keep going up in flames. They do have a warning on them that burning socks is a danger but I have never had that problem before :-( :-( :-(

badger

badger Report 5 Jan 2013 10:08

You lot are rotten ,Liz has read these posts and is getting new ideas ,lol,Fred is now hiding in the greenhouse [sobs into hanky] ,it's ru**y cold in here :-(

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 4 Jan 2013 22:03

Mr Daff is brave, he came looking for me lost in PWLLHELI with no knickers. :-D

Hayley   Empress of Drama

Hayley Empress of Drama Report 4 Jan 2013 21:08

Cooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Mr Daff ant you so brave did you get the dragon breathe treatment ** snorts ** :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 4 Jan 2013 21:07

Sue, its no myth !!

Take size, mulitply by two and add 1
Divide by 7
Add 2 for pride
(However, the younger you are, the more you add :o) )

and there you are .... simples !!!!

:-D

Where's my socks, anyway ?? ;-)

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 4 Jan 2013 20:55

(10's a tadge too tight, I'm afraid ) yeah, yeah know all about that myth pal :-P

Your mate is on t'other thread, I'd reconsider your choice of underwear, just to be safe like :-D

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 4 Jan 2013 20:45

Ummm, how does one remove a blanket stitch from one's finger, hmmm ??? :-S :-D

(10's a tadge too tight, I'm afraid :-D :-D )

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 4 Jan 2013 20:34

Wiv please Mersey. Perhaps a matching string vest too :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 4 Jan 2013 20:30

Wend !! seeeeee I just knew he had big feet!!.....Sue just mentioned his size 10's :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

This thread has made me cackle.......... :-D <3

Sue could you possibly use your crutches as knitting needles and knit Mr. D a pair of Size 10 socks :-D :-D :-D ;-)

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 4 Jan 2013 20:25

Mr. Daff don't forget to steayd the material you need to make your your fingers go with the material all the way through *cackle*.

You probably can't stop the needle going up and down because my pointy crutch has gone through the end of your size tens into the treadle..ROFLMAO you are now 'one with your machine' :-D

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 4 Jan 2013 20:18

Ahh, Mersey, I've been to the local Army Navy Store and bought a load of 'Anti Crutch Netting' - Ah Hah - no flies on me, y'know !! (Lots of bloody worms an slugs, but that's a different story.. :-( ).

Just gotta make the suit now ..... if the bloody needle on this damn sewing machine would stop moving, perhaps I could thread the damn thing :-S :-S :-P :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 4 Jan 2013 20:13

My model size is 3 my actual size is 6 Wend ;-)

Sue go for the feet LOLOL

Kay????

Kay???? Report 4 Jan 2013 20:10


Ignore Mr Daff,


you know what these old biddies are like when their anti wrinkle slumber is disturbed, you'll get the blame now for an extra crows yard.



;-) :-D :-D :-D

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 4 Jan 2013 20:07

I am just lining up the throw now ;-)

Wend

Wend Report 4 Jan 2013 20:06

What size are your feet Mersey, as a matter of interest?

Mersey

Mersey Report 4 Jan 2013 20:02

Mr Daff has transformed himself into Ussain Bolt>>>>>>>>>>

Mr Daff you can run all you want Sue uses her crutch like a javelin lol ;-) :-D :-D

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 4 Jan 2013 20:00

and you can shut up Ann, I am not disturbed, check my avatar :-P

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 4 Jan 2013 19:59

M - not as small as the ones I'll have by the time I've stopped running !!! :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 4 Jan 2013 19:56

Ive got teeny weeny tootsies lol :-| ;-)

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 4 Jan 2013 19:56

FGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it too much to expect a bloody senile nap in the afternoon not to be disturbed by somone in camouflage gear and sporting a trimmed bush texting me ..TWICE!

And for what? to send me walking along Lon Cob Bach to see a car!

And, and.......when you give someone directions like "do a 180 degree turn" it would be a tad useful to enquire as to which was I was facing!

I have walked for miles and miles in the wrong direction and I am crippled, crippled I say.

*flops down on commode*