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HMRC and Tax Returns - lighthearted .....

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MrDaff

MrDaff Report 11 Jan 2013 21:36

Unashamedly c+p from a local paper :

Here is an example of the importance of accuracy in your tax return.

In response to the question; “Do you have anyone dependent on you?” a man wrote: “2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 650 idiots in Parliament, and the whole of the European Commission”.HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

HMRC stated the response he gave was unacceptable. The man’s response to HMRC was: “Who did I miss out?”

:-D

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 11 Jan 2013 21:37

:-D :-D

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 11 Jan 2013 21:39

ha ha good on him,and its the truth. :-)

Researching:
price,lambert,goodlass,mcdonald

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 11 Jan 2013 21:41

:-D :-D Has he forgotten the Scottish Parliament and the Senedd. And Police Commissioners. And....... :-D :-D

Researching:
Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

Carol 430181

Carol 430181 Report 11 Jan 2013 23:19

Love it ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Carol

Researching:
Vosper Cornwall /Devon. Courtney Cornwall. Arundel Cornwall. Godolphin Cornwall. Tremethick Cornwall. Langdon Cornwall/Devon. Buley Devon. Parsons Cornwall. Bains(wish I knew) Samuels London.

Andrew

Andrew Report 11 Jan 2013 23:27

New simpler tax return has only two spaces

1. How much do you earn.

2. Sent it.

Andy

Susan10146857

Susan10146857 Report 12 Jan 2013 00:07

:-D :-D :-D

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 12 Jan 2013 01:26

However, our taxes are always higher because they spend their time chasing time wasters

Researching:
Happy

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 12 Jan 2013 08:52

" no one, my wife can cook and clean for herself?"

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

Karen in the desert

Karen in the desert Report 12 Jan 2013 14:44


:-D :-D tee hee :-D :-D

Researching:
Researching: MILLS & ROBERTS Cambs: TAGG Thames Ditton & East Molesey, Surrey: LEETON/LEADON Hunts & Cambs: LLOYD London/Middx: FROST London/Middx: ROSKAS, KISELIUS, BUDAS W.Lothian & Lanarks: ROSKAS, JAKAS/JAKAITE, JUSKEVICIUS, MICKEVICIUS Lithuania