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THE WRONG ANSWER..................

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LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 22 Jan 2013 03:30

Woman went to a painter, she wanted her portrait painted.

She insisted on the painting showing her with beautiful jewellery, diamond necklace, bracelet, lots of rings etc etc.

The painter pointed out that she wasn't wearing any of them.

"I know ~ but if my husband remarries after I die I want the next wife to go mad looking for them"

:-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 22 Jan 2013 00:28

Wife (whom I should say is a non-swimmer)
'When you die, I'm going to dance on your grave'
Husband - 'Good, I'm getting buried at sea'.


Conversation between me and the ex :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 21 Jan 2013 20:58

:-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 21 Jan 2013 20:58

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Husband - when I die I shall leave everything to you my dear

Wife - you already do

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 21 Jan 2013 20:55

WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:
Definitely not!

WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:
Of course I do.

WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:
You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:
Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.







WIFE:
- silence - -



HUSBAND:
F * ck....