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ME & SENSIBLE YOUR JOKING

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DIZZI

DIZZI Report 23 Jan 2013 17:28

IM GETTING SENSIBLE AND ITS NOT LIKE ME,
TOMORROW I GET A HOSPITAL BED,
GAVE UP WITH MY KING SIZE BED I CANT GET
ON IT OR EVEN MOVE ON IT I JUST GET STUCK
AN ME STUCK AINT HAPPY,SO GAVE UP AND
AGREED TO A 'O SPIT TAL BED.

NOW WHERE DO I STORE A KING SIZE BED !!!!!!

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it Report 23 Jan 2013 17:30

Not sure but begs the thought where is hubby sleeping ??

DIZZI

DIZZI Report 23 Jan 2013 17:34

HE SLEEPS IN HIS OWN ROOM

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 23 Jan 2013 17:42

Reminds me of............


"Right," said Dizz, "Both of us together
One each end and steady as we go."
Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea and

"Right," said Dizz, "Give a shout for Prickles."
Up comes Prickles from the floor below.
After strainin', heavin' and complainin'
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea.

Prickles had a think, and she thought we ought to take off all the handles
And the things wot held the candles.
But it did no good, well I never thought it would
"All right," said Dizz, "Have to take the feet off
To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo."

Took its feet off, even took the seat off
Should have got us somewhere but no!
So Dizz said, "Let's have a cuppa tea."
And we said, "right-o."

"Right," said Dizz, "Have to take the door off
Need more space to shift the so-and-so."
Had bad twinges taking off the hinges
And it got us nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea and

"Right," said Dizz, " Have to take the wall down,
That there wall is gonna have to go."
Took the wall down, even with it all down
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea.

Prickles had a think, and she said, "Look, Dizz,
I get a sort of feelin'
If we remove the ceilin'
With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through."

"All right," said Dizz, climbing up a ladder
With her crowbar gave a mighty blow.
Was she in trouble, half a ton of rubble landed on the top of her dome.
So Prickles and me had another cuppa tea
And then we went home.

(I said to Prickes, "We'll just have to leave it
standing on the landing, that's all")

Trouble with Dizz is, she's too hasty
Never get nowhere if you're too hasty.!!

Good luck!!

:-D :-D :-D

DIZZI

DIZZI Report 23 Jan 2013 17:55

VERY GOOD PRICKLES
VERY GOOD

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it Report 23 Jan 2013 18:36

Hi Gwen
The main thing is that you are comfortable for the time being . You may be able to send the bed back when its no longer needed.

Our neighbour had to have a hospital bed and it had ti be put in their living room cos they had no room for it in the bedrooms. It served its purpose and was returned when neighbour was able once more to get upstairs and share a room.

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 23 Jan 2013 18:41

Dizzi.............i edited!!

:-D :-D :-D

LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 23 Jan 2013 18:58

Prickles your talents are not wasted that is brilliant !! :-D

Dizzi...In his room of course :-)

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 23 Jan 2013 19:12

I am just waiting for Dizzi to notice the edited version!

Tee hee!! ;-)

DIZZI

DIZZI Report 23 Jan 2013 19:17

SHE HAS SEE THREAD CALLED PRICKLES XXXXXX

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 23 Jan 2013 23:08

I dunno who is more daft..............me or you?

:-D <3

Wend

Wend Report 23 Jan 2013 23:11

She still hasn't got it, has she? DIZZI, wake up :-D :-D :-D

Brilliant Prickles :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 23 Jan 2013 23:13

We'll put that to a vote ...... :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 23 Jan 2013 23:24

Votes in and counted.

*Drum roll.................*

It's YOU Dizzy!!

Congratulations!!

:-D :-D :-D

ChrisofWessex

ChrisofWessex Report 23 Jan 2013 23:26

Dizzi - did they not offer you a bed lever? I still have mine, still need it at times but not as much as I did in the beginning.