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Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 28 Jan 2013 12:38


"Have you ever seen a twenty pound note all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," I said.

She gave me a sexy little smile,slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.

"Have you ever seen a fifty pound note all crumpled up?" she asked.

"No," I said.

She gave me another sexy little smile,seductively reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen 30,000 pounds all crumpled up?"

"No," I said, by this time I am really intrigued

"Well, she said, go and take a quick look in the garage











AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 Jan 2013 12:39

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 28 Jan 2013 12:40

Very good.

:-D :-D

Liz 47

Liz 47 Report 28 Jan 2013 12:56

I had to ring my husband at work and confess to his car only having three doors!
Liz

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 28 Jan 2013 13:07

Lol LOl :-D :-D

Liz oops :-D

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 28 Jan 2013 13:09

Liz, how did he take the news

Paula+

Paula+ Report 28 Jan 2013 15:05

ohoooops :-D :-D :-D

Liz 47

Liz 47 Report 28 Jan 2013 18:20

Was more concerned that I was ok, which I was, door was replaced on insurance.
Liz

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 28 Jan 2013 18:22

Ahhhh nice man :-)