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Merlin

Merlin Report 5 Feb 2013 14:11

All depends if they are traps. :-D :-D

Researching:
Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island and MTG.+CC.+DIZZY& Hobgoblins. & Mersey.

Annina

Annina Report 5 Feb 2013 13:40

I am sure that I have told you all before,my boobs make very effective knee warmers.

(Are we allowed to say boobs?)

Paula+

Paula+ Report 5 Feb 2013 13:29

:-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Merlin

Merlin Report 5 Feb 2013 13:27

Annina, very cost effective too. :-D and Stephen2009 will be joining his wife as soon as she reads his joke with dental problems and possible broken jaw. :-D :-D pmsl at both. :-D :-D

Researching:
Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island and MTG.+CC.+DIZZY& Hobgoblins. & Mersey.

Mauonthecoast

Mauonthecoast Report 5 Feb 2013 13:23

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
in my own little world where everybody knows me....

Annina

Annina Report 5 Feb 2013 13:21

You are all laughing at my expense again !!

Sue In Leeds

Sue In Leeds Report 5 Feb 2013 09:17

Thanks for starting my day off with a laught..Brilliant :-D :-D :-D :-D

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 5 Feb 2013 09:10

If I get fed up looking at my wrinkles........

I take my bra off

:-D

Julia

Julia Report 5 Feb 2013 08:13

Both jokes very funny. You have both given me a good laugh.
As Porki Pie says, if you have no sense of humour, don't read.

Brilliant.

Julia in Derbyshire

Researching:
Turner Cambs/.Northants, Singapore and Penang,Trengrove Singapore and Penang, Arnull (Champion Race Horse Breeders & Trainers 'Oleander')Germany and Denmark

Carol 430181

Carol 430181 Report 5 Feb 2013 07:59

:-D ;-) :-D

Researching:
Vosper Cornwall /Devon. Courtney Cornwall. Arundel Cornwall. Godolphin Cornwall. Tremethick Cornwall. Langdon Cornwall/Devon. Buley Devon. Parsons Cornwall. Bains(wish I knew) Samuels London.

Jeniwren

Jeniwren Report 5 Feb 2013 07:22

Haha! like that, thanks for starting my day with a laugh. :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Owen/Owens Wilcox, Needham. Derbyshire, Lancs, Cheshre

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 5 Feb 2013 06:50

How long do you give this?

The Phantom is lurking

:-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 4 Feb 2013 23:26

:-D :-D

Porkie_Pie

Porkie_Pie Report 4 Feb 2013 23:23

WARNING

If you find humour offencive then do not read it :-P just move on to the next thread :-P










Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?











A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts!

Roy