General Chat

Is the most romantic day of the year.......... However this year it's on a Thursday, and every Thursday four buddies meet for a day of golf. Last week one of the group said how are we going manage to get our game in this year? They all agreed that they should meet up and play their game by hook or by crook. True to their words at 08.00 this morning they all arrived for their usual game. Dave said " This game has cost me the latest BMW convertible " John said " Yeah and it's cost me a 3 month Caribbean cruise " Bill looking really down in the mouth says " This day has cost me a diamond ring the size of an egg " Jim laughed at them, and said you guys need wise up, he told them when I woke this morning slapped my wife's Bum and said " **x or golf course ?" to which she replied "Don't forget your sweater " ;-) ;-)

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day.
What do you think it means?"
"You shall know tonight", he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it. She found a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".
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As Valentines day was approaching, Charlie decided to buy a special gift for his new girlfriend, Ruth. The couple had not been dating for very long, and so Charlie wanted to make sure the gift was just right. Ruth was always complaining about having cold hands, and so Charlie - after careful consideration - decided a good gift would be a nice pair of gloves.
Charlie took his sister with him to buy the gift - he wanted a woman''s opinion. they found a nice pair of gloves at the store, and Charlie''s sister purchased a pair of panties at the same time. Unfortunately, the sales clerk got the two items mixed up.
Charlie mailed his Valentine''s Day gift to Ruth, accompanied by the following note:
I chose this Valentines Day gift as I noticed that you often don''t wear any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she prefers short ones that are much easier to remove.
These are a lovely colour. The lady at the store where I bought them showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks, and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely.
I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I''ll be kissing them in the future. I hope you''ll wear them Friday night for me.
Love,
Charlie

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