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A man died and went to Heaven

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Porkie_Pie

Porkie_Pie Report 14 Feb 2013 18:09

man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'Why all the clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's David Cameron's clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'It's in the office. We're using it as a ceiling fan


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Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it Report 14 Feb 2013 18:25

He he he :-D

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 14 Feb 2013 18:40

Oh the old ones are the best :-D