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MrDaff Report 26 Feb 2013 21:44

....when you do the right thing ... No one cares

....when you cry .... No one sees your tears

....when you are in pain .... no one sees your hurt

....when you are worried .... no one sees your stress

....when you are happy ... no one sees your smile

But try farting just once ........ :-D


Porkie_Pie Report 26 Feb 2013 21:47


Roy :-D


JustGinnie Report 26 Feb 2013 21:48

I was feeling quite sad reading that, then I scrolled down and then I :-D :-D :-D


GinN Report 26 Feb 2013 21:50

Oh, so true! :-D :-D :-D


Eeyore13 Report 26 Feb 2013 21:52

I'll dedicate it to my dogs if that's ok?



GeordiePride Report 26 Feb 2013 21:52

Brilliant :-D :-D :-D



StrayKitten Report 26 Feb 2013 21:55

:-0 lmaoooooooooooooo

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it Report 26 Feb 2013 21:57

I was thinking up some words of wisdom to post till I scrolled down and had a big giggle.

Its very true though !!


Kay???? Report 26 Feb 2013 22:00

Dont do such things,,,,,,,my insides are pure ;-) :-D :-D :-D


MrDaff Report 26 Feb 2013 22:03

Eeyore - no problem! I understand, having been there...... :-S ;-) :-|


Muffyxx Report 26 Feb 2013 22:05

Eeyore...blame it on the dog............we always do ;-)


MrDaff Report 26 Feb 2013 22:16

On a similar theme ((how did I get onto this ??!!))

Him: Shall we try swapping positions tonight ? ;-) ;-) ;-)

Her: Good idea!!! .... You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart !


The last fight was my fault :-(
When she asked what was on the TV, I said "Dust" ...... :-S


We always held hands ..... if I let go, she shopped !!!!



Mersey Report 26 Feb 2013 22:32

:-D :-D ;-)


~`*`Jude`*`~ Report 26 Feb 2013 22:49

Brilliant:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D


supercrutch Report 26 Feb 2013 22:51

You had a good day at work then? Busy finding jokes :-D


Kuros Report 26 Feb 2013 23:34

Just when you think someone's brought a bit of philosophical wisdom and decorum to this site!


JackBunion Report 26 Feb 2013 23:55

:-D :-D :-D


LadyScozz Report 27 Feb 2013 00:57

I keep saying it........

Women don't phart

We do puffs of lavender :-D