General Chat

Morning all. I used to be a rugby club tea lady, so I is well-versed in bawdy songs. I don't recall them ever singing 'The wheels on the bus' though . . . ;-)

There was this one -

THREE OLD LADIES

Oh dear, what can the matter be ?
Three old ladies were locked in the lavatory,
They were there from Monday t'il Saturday,
And nobody knew they were there.

The first was the wife of the deacon of Dover,
She was known as a bit of a rover,
She went to relieve a slight pressure of water,
And nobody knew she was there..... tra-la-la-la, diddy-pom-pom-pom

Chorus (sing lustily now!)

That was a bootiful song
Sing us another one
Just like the other one
Sing us another one, do, hoo hoo

Roll us over in the clover . . . oops, no, not that one
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Can't stop, things to do, people to see >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> humming as I go >>>>> 'It's only me from over the sea, said Barnacle Bill the sailor, tra-la-la :-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDYpr99FgEk

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'Wheels on the bus' bawdy? :-S

somebody obviously wasn't in the rugger team :-0 :-0 :-D

Mornin' Prickolls :-D I haint stoppin'


Dee doody doom doom........
:-D

I did try the backseat kissing milarkey but Wend was having none of it.

:-D

Did you sing all those bawdy songs?

The wheels on the bus go round.....

Sitting on the backseat, Kissing... :-D

Nooooooooooo...........the driver!!

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Who did? The sparrow? :-S

He said he didn't accept loose change..........

So i gave him a dustbin lid.

:-D :-D

Lucky the sparrow was dead!!!!!!


He'd have been right miffed otherwise..

Yes we did Mau..........i had a quick whip round and managed to collect 13 buttons, 7 milk bottle tops and a dead sparrows wing.

:-D

Did we have a whip-round for the driver? can't remember :-S

Didn't we have a loverly time, the day we went to





Ruthin???

I knew there was someone missing on our bus Brenda!!

:-D

Been on 4 buses today...quite unusual for me as tend to get in the car,but friend had a hoist fitted in her new Berlingo for her husbands scooter,so we went off to Ruthin craft centre while it was being fitted and had lunch there a bought a few cards etc.

Some of the craft items there were nice,but so expensive,like £100 for a small silk scarf! And a scent bottle £75.
It was a nice day though and took my mind off other things.

Not sayin anything cos i might get RR'd............... :-P

It weren't me Carol!!

Anniversay waltz, Island - I shall have you know I was on my allotment to-day, digging for victory and it was ble@@y cold.

Are you safely stored away in a box now, marked 'Sof-ha-ha - and whoever lies on it' - treat carefully, antique items' ha ha! :-D

What's this :-0

I thought we all agreed that we were not going to tell Hayley where we where? :-S







Who has a stick of rock we can give her?

Shhhh (copyright Bjork) ;-)

Been at work this afternoon:)

jude :-)