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Bobtanian Report 16 Mar 2013 15:28

# Eleanor Rigby,
cleaning the crumbs from the knives in the drawer..........
Eleanor Rigby, sharpnin' the steel on a stone by the door
Minding her fingers,storing the blades in the block on the shelf
Fairies and biscuits, no its not them its an Elf......

Yeah! Where DO those crumbs come from??

Where Did that blood come from!!#


Merlin Report 16 Mar 2013 13:47

Scozz, Those "House Faries" :-D Must make it exceedingly Uncomfortable for you. :-D :-D :-D

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 16 Mar 2013 11:06

At least you do still have a grapefruit knife, I haven't seen mine since my husband died 15 months ago. Just had a thought - maybe it is in the garage!


LadyScozz Report 15 Mar 2013 22:11

Knives in the drawer? Not in this house, somebody would lose a finger! My knives are kept sharp, and in a knife block. A butcher showed me how to sharpen knives.

I think blunt knives are dangerous, because you start hacking, and slip :-(

I'm starting to think I have house fairies that hide in the drawers and eat biscuits


I won't be doing a Bobbit :-D The man has his uses :-D <3 :-D


Island Report 15 Mar 2013 18:22

YMB puts the bread knife in the cutlery drawer??? :-0

How common! Stop him two florins :-D


PricklyHolly Report 15 Mar 2013 18:18

Funny you should mention bread crumbs in the cutlery drawer.

Ealier this week, i rather fancied scrambled eggs and toast for breakfast.

As i walked into the kitchen, i saw My Man Bexley (You know, i'm oo does for me) cut a slice of bread for my toast and immediately return the bread knife to the cutlery drawer!!!

:-0 :-0 :-0
A florin will be deducted from his wages at the end of the month!!

:-| :-|


maggiewinchester Report 15 Mar 2013 17:46

One of my daughters 'helpful' ex boyfriends straightened my grapefruit knife too!!!


PollyinBrum Report 15 Mar 2013 15:46

Scozz its another one of life's mysteries, like how does your chewing gum get on the bedpost overnight?

:-D :-D :- :-)


Sharron Report 15 Mar 2013 14:02

You won't mind if you blunt it now will you?


Merlin Report 15 Mar 2013 13:44

Scozz, you could change you board name to" Mrs. Bobbit! :-D


Bobtanian Report 15 Mar 2013 13:23

nuffin to do wiv cuttlry but...............


ChrisofWessex Report 15 Mar 2013 12:48

Scozz - I have been perplexed all my married life as to, like you, the cutlery drawer gets crumbs etc., (only clean cutlery goes in and out) and why does the wardrobe get so dusty - doors are always closed except for putting clean clothes in and out. :-S


LadyScozz Report 15 Mar 2013 10:52

Yeah! Where DO those crumbs come from??

A mystery :-(

Re the knife..... we live in a small town with few shops.......... so HE will have to take me shopping for a new one lolol


Island Report 15 Mar 2013 09:45

You know Scozz, you're right about the crumbs in the cutlery drawer! :-D

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 15 Mar 2013 06:33

Grrrr, why do they do that? Never ask first, like what's this knife for or why is this bent or even how did it get bent?

Can really understand where you are coming from lol



LadyScozz Report 15 Mar 2013 02:37

snip snip



AnnCardiff Report 15 Mar 2013 01:46

try and curb those evil thoughts :-D :-D :-D


LadyScozz Report 15 Mar 2013 01:07

Cleaning out the cutlery drawer.

I'm at the sink, OH came in......and was fiddling with something at the counter..

Me: What are you doing?

Him: Straightening this knife.

Me: What knife?

Him: This little bent one... how did it get into this shape?

Me: ??? Huh????

Bent knife? My trusty "grapefruit" knife. Had it for 30 years (longer than I've had Him).

I now have a small straight serrated (on both sides) knife.

Rarely used it for grapefruit, it USED TO BE wonderful for getting the insides out of lemons, limes & tomatoes.

Wondering if it's any good for cutting off things?

I'm having evil thoughts of other things I can cut with it :-D

PS ~ Why does my cutlery drawer get crumbs in it? It's on the other side of the kitchen to where I prepare food!! :-(