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JOKE..........MONDAY

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 29 Apr 2013 21:48

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was
concerned that her daughter was having sex.

Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the
family's status, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any
attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then
told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and
until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother
told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to
hug her mother, saying,

"Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 29 Apr 2013 22:32

"you've been reading the Joke thread, havent you?"

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 29 Apr 2013 22:37

No...........got this via email.

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 30 Apr 2013 10:42

:-D

I'll pass that one on to my hairdresser.........

She and her girlfriend will love it.

:-D

BarneyKent

BarneyKent Report 30 Apr 2013 12:48

Two sailors died and as they approached the Pearly gates, St Peter stopped them and said "Whoa !, you are sailors, I know you have been sinful, you cannot come in."
The sailors pleaded to be let into heaven, promising to be on their best behavior.
St Peter relented and said, "OK, but you are on probation, here are your temporary wings, I must warn you that if you have one sinful thought, the wings will drop off and you will be sent to the other place".
The sailors put on their temporary wings and walked into heaven and the first thing they saw was a gorgeous female angel walking by. Immediately, one of the sailor's wings fell off. He bent down to pick them up - and the other sailor's wings fell off !

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 30 Apr 2013 18:14

Hiya guys.

I hope ya aint seen this one it cracked me up
One of my godsons put this little gem on my facebook page ....
I`ve looked at it several times since receiving it, and I still fall about laughing every time.

"Who do children learn their swearing from" ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0a06gsiF4