A few jokes..............

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Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	27 May 2013 18:29
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk.
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,521 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	27 May 2013 18:22
	Paddy came home to find his wife in bed with his friend "What's going on here Paddy exclaimed"! See she said to her lover, now we both know he's stupid!
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	27 May 2013 17:31
	Due to H&S, the Irish Rail Union has prohibited its drivers from testing the new driverless trains.
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	27 May 2013 17:22
	Sean Murphy applied for a tree lopping vacancy. "What experience of tree felling have you had", the interviewer enquired. "Well, my last job was in the Sahara & that lasted 15 years" replied a confident Sean. "But there are no trees in the Sahara", interjected the curious interviewer. "Well begorrah, there's none there now, sir!" was Sean's confident reply.
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	27 May 2013 16:43
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	:-D :-D.....Sharron.
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	27 May 2013 15:56
	:-D :-D :-D
	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 16,020 Send Message	Sharron	Report	27 May 2013 15:56
	Did you notice there was no Irish fencing team in the Olympics last year? Ran out of creosote.
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	27 May 2013 15:23
	:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: August 2012 Posts: 7,081 Send Message	OneFootInTheGrave	Report	27 May 2013 15:20
	:-D :-D :-D ;-)
	Researching: I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	27 May 2013 15:08
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8. Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police womans uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him. Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy, He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Murphy and says "I think I will have to go home, I've come all over giddy and feel sick." Murphy asks "A yer got vertigo?" Paddy replies "No I only live round the corner." After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanics swimming pool was still full. There's two more.........if you want to see them it's by PM ;-) ;-) :-D ;-) :-D ;-)

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