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Joke..........Boat Rent.

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 15 Jun 2013 13:36

Joe and John were identical twins.

Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.

One day he rented out his boat to a group from out-of-state who sank it!

Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.

Therefore, Joe did not know that his brother John's wife had died suddenly that day.

When Joe got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery store.

A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell, no! Fact is, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish."

"She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front, too."

"Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy."

"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys who were looking for a good time."

"I warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!"

The old woman fainted.

Mersey

Mersey Report 15 Jun 2013 14:20

:-D :-D

terryj

terryj Report 15 Jun 2013 14:24

loved this one sent on to all :-D

bet its gone soon when the thought police spot it

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 15 Jun 2013 15:42

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D